Non-Fic The Greatest Door!

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Do you think revolving doors are amazing?

  1. Yes, Of course they are. Sad that the creater didn't win the Nobel Prize.

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  2. No, I'm a stubborn person that doesn't listen to reason.

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  1. SylviaViolet

    SylviaViolet Toast to the ones that we lost on the way⚓️

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    Revolving doors, one of the greatest inventions of mankind! A very under appreciated product in my opinion. All revolving doors should be appreciated.

    They are the only doors that let the crowd flow at a steady rate without any disruption or confusion on which side to take. (So you can avoid that awkward moment where you and the person opposite to you stare at each other not knowing which side to move!)

    As a bonus they don't even have hinges so they don't even creak like ordinary doors! What more do you need of a door?

    For any outliers who still aren't convinced, watch this video!

    Thanks to @Baldingere
     
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  2. Shizukani

    Shizukani Chronically stressed

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    Revolving doors? :blobwoah: The one in hotels where it's scary cause the door is chasing after you? And you can't push it to move faster?
     
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    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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  4. SylviaViolet

    SylviaViolet Toast to the ones that we lost on the way⚓️

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    Yes precisely those doors. Also perfect for lazy people to move their butts so they don't hold up others!
     
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    Shizukani Chronically stressed

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    But but, they keep hitting your foot at the back, and what if you fall down? You'll die! You'll get stuck!

    Not to mention what if you accidentally go past your exit :blobdizzy:
    What if for those bigger versions, some stranger goes into the same slot with you?

    :blobsleepless: Too scary man.
     
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  6. Almaa

    Almaa The Fool

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    :blobsleepless::blobsleepless::blobsleepless:
     
  7. SylviaViolet

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    If you accidentally go past then congratulations! You get to go another whirl in the best doors!
    And one slot is for one person. There is etiquette you know? It would have been more popular if there were more revolving doors!
     
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    Shizukani Chronically stressed

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    Scary... :blobsleepless:

    ....It was me, I was the scary stranger :blob_teary: I didn't mean to. :notlikeblob:
     
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    Almaa The Fool

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    :blob_patpat:
     
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  10. SylviaViolet

    SylviaViolet Toast to the ones that we lost on the way⚓️

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    There was a cuteness overload in this message...
    Sylvie has stopped functioning . . . . . . . . . . . . :blobmelt::blobmelt:

    Please restart Sylvie to continue.
     
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  11. Arcadia Blade

    Arcadia Blade ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ You can do it!!

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    Is it those doors that whenever you enter, you can never get out in the endless loop? A door that will trap you in the perpetual hell of not being able to get out once it keeps spinning and whenever there are too many people, it only tortures those who walk slow? I rather pick the normal door.
     
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  12. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    I googled it but instead of explaining to me which door it is, I got a wikipedia article about politics :blobwoah:
     
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    Heretics I say! How could they not write about revolving doors!!:blobtriumph:
     
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  14. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    Thankfully I found a youtube video that explained that these doors got created so introverts don't need to hold doors open for others anymore. That's so nice. Who says unsociability doesn't bring progress?


    There's a rock-band by that name too!
     
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    Great video can I add it to the post?
     
  16. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    Sure
     
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    Fulminata Typo-ist | Officer of Heavenly Inc. |

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    Plus! Revolving! Door! Is! So! Pretty!!!!!

    Especially the one that have lots of glasses on it. My younger self always felt like she's stepping inside a mini jewelry box whenever she entered one :aww::aww:
     
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  18. SylviaViolet

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    We need more people like you in the world!
     
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    Agentt Loves cats and pats and my wife

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    Please, if you really know your stuff, you would know that majority of revolving doors don't even work after a month. Seriously smh, just stick to a normal door like God almighty intended