The Holy Bed Sect

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  1. Nightmaregamer53

    Nightmaregamer53 Well-Known Member

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    @everyone Hail the bed
     
  2. LysUltima

    LysUltima Riichi! Tsumo! Toitoi! Suuankou!?

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    I was reading novels before you~
    I was alive -eight months before you~
     
  3. LysUltima

    LysUltima Riichi! Tsumo! Toitoi! Suuankou!?

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    No.
    Hail @The Bottle
     
  4. simdimdim

    simdimdim Well-Known Member ,「Degenerate」

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    Mine is called "Divine Plane of Unlimited Sleep" D'pos for short
     
  5. abdera7man

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    ...I won't be surprised if someone will cal his bed Hubby!!
     
  6. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    Wooohoooo~
    There's a new member everyone~
    :blobparty::blobparty:
    @Aokiba has seen the wonders of our sect!
     
  7. Aokiba

    Aokiba ( ・ิω・ิ)ゞ

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    Zzzzzzzzz.....
     
  8. Nightmaregamer53

    Nightmaregamer53 Well-Known Member

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    well done for enjoying the bed sect
     
  9. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    Today we are welcoming another 2 members to our great cause, the worshipping of beds!
    :blobhero::blobhero::blobhero:
    Everyone, put your hands together to welcome @Skullie and @kisa-chan into the embrace of our wonderful sect!
    :blobparty::blobparty:
    May you all continue to worship the greatness of the bed!!! :blobpopcorn:
     
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  10. Skullie

    Skullie [Lonely][I want cat :(]

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    *peace sign*
     
  11. lexlangel

    lexlangel Shem's lost butler

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    As welcome gift This humble one will make the beds, the nuffies are enough to me dont need to thank me.
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    There are lots of reasons why I believe you should leave electronics and other distractions out of your bedroom, and why I believe your bedroom, as a married couple, is the most sacred room in your home. Here are 5 of them:

    1. It’s the place where intimate conversation happens.

    Some of our deepest conversations as a married couple have happened in the confines of our bedroom. In the quiet hours of the evening, we’ve spent time talking about life, our children, our struggles, finances, our jobs, and our dreams. A TV or any other electronic device would have significantly prevented those moments from happening.

    2. It’s the one room where you find ultimate rest.

    I love taking naps in our room. We do this almost every weekend. And, there’s nothing like being gone for a period of time and coming home to sleep in your own bed. The physical rest you find there trumps nearly every other place in this world.

    3. It’s the primary place for physical intimacy.

    Yes, it’s true! You didn’t think I would leave this one off of the list did you? Notice I used the word “primary.” You can use your imagination for anything beyond!

    4. It’s a shelter through the storms of life.

    We have retreated to our bedroom when there have been tears, or anger, or torment over something we are dealing with in life or with one of our kids, or even with one another. It’s an amazing shelter at times.

    5. It’s the place of maximum vulnerability.

    It doesn’t get any more vulnerable than brushing your teeth, flossing, changing your clothes, storing your underwear, or sleeping. Think about it. Most of you would say “heck no” if I asked you honestly if you would be okay if people saw where you slept, or saw you while you slept. You would also, logically, not want people to watch you brush your teeth or do anything else that you do in your bathroom or bedroom. These are private matters and they should stay that way. Outside of your room you cannot be as vulnerable and open as you can inside of your room. The beauty of your bedroom is that you can be real and vulnerable and unguarded. And, you can do this as a married couple.
     
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  12. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    .........................
    Is this like rubbing in the fact that some of us are FAs?
     
  13. lexlangel

    lexlangel Shem's lost butler

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    Ofc not *cough cough*
    but the bed accept us all the same!
    So people need to know of all the benefits the sacred bed give to us!
    And mom and me will be for ever alone!! (only the 2 of us *cough cough*)
     
  14. DaoistShifu

    DaoistShifu Well-Known Member

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    .......
    I, Daoist Shifu have seen many filial children...
    But this is simply.....
    *rides on my flying sword and leaves*
     
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  15. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    Change to you mom. Meaning right now is your mother and you.
    :blobsmirk:
     
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  16. lexlangel

    lexlangel Shem's lost butler

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    *gasp* thats sophistry!
     
  17. Land of The Fallen

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    Everyone~
    Not sure if you'll see this since I'm too lazy to tag everyone, but we have a new member~
    Welcoming @Jack25440 as a new inner sect disciple~
    :blobhero::blobhero::blobparty::blobparty::blobparty::blobmelt:
     
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    leegood Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm~?
    :sleep::sleep::sleep:
    What a strange Dream~
     
  19. Land of The Fallen

    Land of The Fallen Hax's | Immortal

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    Hmmmmm~
    You're in~
    :blobpopcorn::blobpopcorn::blobparty::blobparty:
     
  20. Nightmaregamer53

    Nightmaregamer53 Well-Known Member

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    The beds are a holy thing and must be worshiped by everyone even the bed hater, but most of all hail fallen
     
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