Misc The Holy Scripture

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  1. Mrgameandwatch77

    Mrgameandwatch77 Chrit, the God of Squirrels, Moe, and Cookies

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    So I have been inspired to write the holy scripture of our moderator, @Tony!

    Rules for the game:
    1. Please don't link Tony in every post. We don't want to distract him from his work with a flood of notifications.
    2. Please write the scripture in bold to differentiate from the comments.
    3. It is perfectly fine to include the worship of other gods (Astolfo etc.) but keep in mind that Tony is supreme.

    I'll start!
    In the beginning, there was aho. Then, there was Tony.
    Tony looked on the chaos of the world and saw it needs to change.
    Thus Tony separated the chaos from the aho and created novelupdates to record our passion.

    But novelupdates was a world without chaos. Without chaos, the world was unstable.
    Thus Tony created the novelupdates forum to balance the lack of chaos in novelupdates. And Tony looked on what he had created and declared it good.
     
  2. canaria23

    canaria23 『  』

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    At the start the chaos was just a part of one then came many, as the chaos grows it attracted the attention of @Satan and then...
     
  3. LivingCorpse

    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    Various being that have come together in this realm, whether they are Living, Dead, Squirell, Slime, Lurker, Hero, Heroine, God, Overgod, Paragon, and other assortment of chaos. Due to interference of Satan. Have split into 4 faction, Satan faction, FS faction, Lurker faction, and Neutral Faction
     
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    canaria23 『  』

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    The Satan faction consists of those who bowed down to Satan unable to defeat him, the FS faction is lead by @FlowingSong which detest Satan and keeps calling him Saten, the
    Neutral Faction is the definition of chaos were young and new chaos who haven't joined a faction resides, then there's the Lurkers lead by Canaria Lurker of the Laughing Dolls(which is himself and a bunch of marionettes)
     
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    LivingCorpse Half-dead Neighborhood's Undead

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    The Great Quest of Dethroning @Satan which have taken over 500 post with no sign of ending have put attention to all the residents of this realm. Causing a further chaotic story...
     
  6. Animester

    Animester Silent whisper

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    Many events took place..like dethronement of satan but satan was too powerful to be dethroned......and also many mortals kept joining novelupdates.,entering different factions...
     
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    aridharma Hikikomori NEET

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    But all of chaos is what make this world become more stable. and let many other existence come to novelupdates and make this world as their new home
     
  8. maskedcerf

    maskedcerf DCLXVI

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    now like the yin and yang novelupdates and the forum balance each other
     
  9. Mrgameandwatch77

    Mrgameandwatch77 Chrit, the God of Squirrels, Moe, and Cookies

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    At one point, the denizens of the forums asked Tony for a favor. Tony responded to the favor by creating the games forum, but was unable to anticipate the rise of chaos brought about by the thread hijackers.
     
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    aridharma Hikikomori NEET

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    the thread hijackers now come in group. even some different members of factions form a thread hijackers raid party and flooding the thread
     
  11. Das

    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    as more and more threads are hijacked, the chaos in the world exponentially grows
     
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  12. NekoMK2

    NekoMK2 Lazy cat, [self proclaimed GM_Rusaku Disciples]

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    maybe because i still new here i kinda confused about what this is all about
    oh well i just cat that passing by just ignore me
     
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    Das Lazing around Devil's Luck

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    the great Tony-sama is a moderator, because of someone calling him god in another thread, it pretty much turned into this
     
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    the chaos is well... the randomness of this site as in almost every thread gets derailed from its proper topic almost every single time by you know the hijackers.
     
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    As the chaos grows, so does the server load. Hence, God said, let there be upgrade and ads! lo and behold, the server got upgraded but the ads got delayed because he lacks power at the moment.
     
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