The Little Macho Girl A oneshot about a little girl doing an honest business of selling Macho's with some misunderstandings. Anyways, it is based on the story of The Little Match Girl but instead we have her selling uhh... umm... big muscular steamy Macho's. Wait what did I read? Since this story made me keep worrying about humanity's future, I thought I should be nice and share it with everyone so you too can also say "Why?" The Little Macho Girl isn't right for everyone and may cause disbelief, facepalms, faceplant, table-flips, wtf moments, shame upon your family, and certain confusion. Do not read alongside Invisible Dragon. If you experience trouble thinking or loss of faith, stop reading and consult your local Common Sense-chan immediately.