The most ridiculous/weirdest/funniest lyrics you know

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    ceruleonice Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I hear some songs on the radio and I hear the lyrics and I'm like, wtaf, people actually listen to this? Or more like, how do you even find the courage to go to someone and be like, 'here are my lyrics, can you produce it?' with those cringe worthy lyrics?!

    Well, one I heard from one of my favorite artists that makes me laugh: "Francis Bacon in the kitchen."

    (On a side note, something my prof mentioned that put me between laughter and tears: a blank wall, titled 'invisible art', was sold for millions of dollars. Wth. Why can't I do that. She also mentioned that human feces was sold for millions as art. Literally human shit. I fear for this world.)
     
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    go google the book, "what a man thinks"(something like that, don't remember title and autor)), it's a book with only blank page and sold million of copies....
     
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    Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf...is the most amazing song ever. With the most amazing lyrics ever. You should watch the Skyrim video for it.

    But yeah, there's a reason why I don't like modern art. Old ceramics and tea bowls all the way!
     
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    OTL
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    does this count?

     
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    Nyarlathotep The laziest and the King of Procrastination

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    Merda d'artista (artist's shit) , of Piero Manzoni
     

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    i think there is a counterpart How to please a woman or How to understand a woman where there is only line "you can't " and rest are blank pages.


    All songs of the game The Bard's Tale are very funny especially " It's bad luck to be you"
     
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    My neck my back by khia ...very NSFW and just plain "DAFUQ did she just say???"
     
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    The song in my signature.
     
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    The first one was fake.
     
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    Diamona [Forever Alone Psychotherapist]

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    Watched the several versions of "It's bad luck to be you". Some were mildly funny, but not laughably so. I recommend Sam & Max "The War Song" if you are aiming for backhanded commentary of politics, or "The Internet is for Porn" of Avenue Q.

    Scratch that, most songs from Avenue Q are hilarious, if not all.
     
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    Nyamsus Life is full of shit and we live in it

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    is this count?
    "Across Fields, Across Mountain, Even Across cats"

    "If you want your beloved ship"
    "You must pay! You must pay! You must pay! Pay to win"
     
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    well, it could just be mistranslation or could not be translated properly.
     
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    By the way, Goldeneye is pretty weird as well. When I actually listened to the lyrics for the first time, I was thinking, "Is she a stalker? A cradle-robbing stalker?" It's a good rumba though. It suits the fan and hockey stick really well.

    A nice rumba video to listen to it (it's a bunch of kids though, which somehow makes the lyrics creepier)
     
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    Tim Minchin's songs
    Quick example:

     
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    Does this count?

     
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    "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding"
    -- What Does The Fox Say
     
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    Norazo's lyrics are pretty bizare.
    Most of the ridiculous song that I know are from my country. E.g there's one titled 'virgin or widow', 'neighbor's blanket' (a song about a man who promise to not cheat), and I don't know what else. There's also one with chilly sauce.
     
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    no, this song is masterpiece amongst masterpiece!

    there's a song called broken heart. in my (our) language, it's consisted of 3 word. and the song it self basically only repeating the title over and over. and it really became quite a hits what. the. hell. people?
    there's also a local song about english product, and how they wrongly pronounce the name, in accord to their local dialect
    so, basicaly the song is like this (product A, local dialect product A!, product B, local dialect product B!, and so on, and so forth)
     
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    Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den . Basically compose of various forms of shi or similar sounding,