The Proper Way to Sleep

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  1. Evil_Ginger

    Evil_Ginger 『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』

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    Went to my doctor today...and he gave me this.

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    He asked me how my sex life was, since I said I was in bed all day.

    I replied, "Lonely."
     
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  2. Blackyy

    Blackyy Lurking more Comment less

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    I feel you bro!!
     
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  3. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Best way to sleep is going back to nature, meaning to sleep in the same way as you were born. Freedom is best.
     
  4. Shance

    Shance 『Stupidly Optimistic』

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  5. Shance

    Shance 『Stupidly Optimistic』

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    Except when there are mosquitoes.

    When its hot.
    When its cold.
    If the grass is spiky.
    If you like beds.
    If it rains.

    Edit: Or do you mean naked?
     
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  6. Sethnix

    Sethnix Well-Known Member

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    "Don't take daytime naps"
    "Don't read in bed"

    Screw your Doc and whoever made that list
     
  7. SquirFail

    SquirFail The One Who Forgets, Dreamer, Observer

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    I remembered a patient before answered this question, he replied with "What sex life" with a big question written all over his face... I just fucking lost it when i heard that
     
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    Miri-Bell Semi-crazy Magic Cat

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    O_O If this were a test I'd totally fail it.
     
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  9. Evil_Ginger

    Evil_Ginger 『Lawful Neutral』『Cheese Master』

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    Apparently, the US NAVY helped make it.
     
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    Woo, that goes against every pro readers online.
     
  11. asesino503

    asesino503 Active Member

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    Days of work, I usually read 16 hours, in bed. My sacred time, sleep can be sacrifice.
     
  12. Cite

    Cite 『Procrastinator』

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    I break the don'ts every single day O.O SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAKKKK!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    nerebear Well-Known Member

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    Day time naps are better for you; science proves this.
     
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    Without a doubt one of the most important is consistent time or sleeping and waking up, Fock the rest xD
    Naps are recommended
     
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    norach212 Unknown being

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    My room is always quite and confortable until the god damned mosquitos attacked
     
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    zeus Well-Known Member

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    lol I literally do none of the ones in the Do category and actually do most of the dont's every day. :LOL:
     
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    Anoncommander1 The Commander

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    OBJECTION!
    exercise and doing stimulating thing before going to bed is a no.....
    but sex is an exercise and it is stimulating..... there is contradition here.
     
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    I used to stay up really late reading on my phone but eventually I stopped doing it. Not because it was effecting me in the morning with sleep deprivation or the fact I felt like total ass when I woke up but because my dad caught me one night.
     
  19. SilverFeather

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    Agreed, Hail reading in bed, but daytime naps... kinda agree but at the same time
     
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    I feel you