The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. Chiiiiiiiii

    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    If he was like his shifu or was like the other shifu that was good with counterpart.
    After all, he seems rather crazy in wanting to receive his shifu's care and love, obsessed, but not receiving distorted him? And he end up carrying it from one world to another?
     
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  2. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    /coughs.

    Oh. If that is what you mean then yes, that is the same impression I got.And in this world he has found a cinnamon roll.
     
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  3. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Oh god i really hope he dosent go yan on little yuan yuan
     
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  4. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    One with extra sugar that he can't eat yet cuz its not done baking.

    Ufufufu gotta add in the extra innuendos. *wink wink*
     
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  5. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Shen Yuan has more than enough experience with yan induced mental trauma. Poor bastard.
     
  6. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Yuan yuan srsly has terrible luck with men NIGHT BTW
     
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  7. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Now you know exactly how elder brother Yue Qingyuan feels.
     
  8. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Can someone please tell me who keeps buying me icons? Last time it was a drink. Now it is an ice cream bar.
     
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  9. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Your stalker/stalkers.....

    (wasnt me, i dont spend nuffies) id guess someone who has an icon......
     
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  10. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Well, I'd like to thank them anyway.
     
  11. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    wait, we can buy icons??
     
  12. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    the... ice cream bar thing next to my avatar yesterday. I call it an icon. I want to know who got it for me.
     
  13. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    its gone now D= *Hands cup of coffee* (now it is me)
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    maybe the dude with the rainbow poop profile?
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    now apparently i have a coffee cup. I wonder why.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    thank you!
     
  17. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    cuz I wanted you to sit up some more with us to pass us more magic?
     
  18. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    :LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO:
    :X3:Fine.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    To keep you guys distracted, a peek at a completely different fic I was working on in the same fandom

    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
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    After finishing the last post of my massive roleplaying game slash quest and receiving the joyous cries of my constituents (lol), I had gone to eat a massive bucket of Jollibee fried chicken. If things had been different, then I would have gone to sleep comfortably in my nest of pillows and life would have continued on its slow, comfortable pace.

    How the fuck was I to know that it would be the last night of my life?!

    Not only did the voltage regulator explode, but so did my computer!

    Ah, it was lucky I was in my dorm room otherwise my family would have been inconvenienced.

    As it is, the last sight I saw was exploding flames, the last thought on my mind was regret I never finished writing and publishing my historical fantasy novel and I felt a single moment of immeasurable pain, before everything went black.

    Stuck in a vast chasm, a virtual space, I felt horribly cheated. Where was the bishonen harem? Where was the bishojo harem? Where were the fine buildings from the Silver Millenium, the lovely food bearing plants and fungi of Toriko that should have been in this afterlife with me?

    I was supposed to be in heaven, okay, this doesn't even count as special hell!

    Thinking of how worried my parents would be, how I couldn't take care of them, or ever see them until they died... if they arrived here at all... thinking of my lost pets and books and manga and anime hoard, all the things I never wrote, I felt angry enough to come back from the dead. Or at least to grab the nearest deity and demand a fucking reroll!

    Compensate me! Compensate me for my years of sickness, my horrible allergies, my lost youth which you wasted on asthma and irritable bowel syndrome! Compensate me for my future!

    From seemingly nowhere and everywhere at once, a mechanical voice was heard.
    [Data Corruption Detected]
    [Warning; Unauthorized Access Detected]
    [Data Recovery Initiated]
    [Save And Compile]
    ***
    "...Junior apprentice brother? Junior apprentice brother, can you hear me speaking?" The voice speaking seems to be speaking chinese but I hear it as english. The voice is lovely, smooth and rich enough to belong to an utaite star, or some jpop star, but I focus on the more important thing.

    The words.

    What is this Junior apprentice brother you speak of?! I'm a woman, okay, a woman!

    ***
     
  20. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    And now I have a watermelon. That was quick.
     
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