The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

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  1. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Just post or pm if you guys will be interested in the second fic since I have stuff to do today.

    And after this post it will be back to your regularly scheduled "Luo Binghe's Adventures Through The Multiverse"
     
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    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    Like (y)

    What's the regular schedule?
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    is this the secret adventures of Gav the transmigrant freelancer

    Muuu.... the coffee has been replaced D= *cries a mug full and drinks it*
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    How did you know?!

    Let us just say my system is data corrupted because I am not Shen Yuan and have never heard of this novel in that fic, lol.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    in general? I was hoping to do one segment each fic per day, something like a minimum would be 250 words per segment.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Because it sounds vaguely familiar.....? where have i heard exploding computers before? +the gender swap......

    will this be a voyeur fic or will you be actively taking part in *cough cough* unmentionables. (if its the latter I'll applaud your skin for its density and kowtow to it. and maybe not be able to look at you the same way again when I see you *turns red and looks away*)
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    my evil flourishes.
    But basically, an expy, not actually me.
    For clarification
    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Expy
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    whats an expy?

    normally when i imagine inserting myself into a novel its as a fluffy pet animal....(that gets killed and/or eaten..... it doesn't end well for me....)

    edits* ooohhhh... reference to another thing? errr.... crossover?
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    basically? Expy means a character based on another character.

    Thus, this will be a character sharing some of my traits but will have a majority of traits I do not have.

    To be precise, this will be based on a forum rpg/quest character I ran with a year back on a forum

    Think of it like a verbal matryoshka doll.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    =/ I'll just take it as i'll be entertained......
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Yes. A crossover with an rpg that went down in flames on a different forum lol.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
    ***
    The moment I crack my eyes open, I feel hazy, disoriented, but hey, at least the view is good. Above me the roof of a canopy bed with white fabric and nice smelling sachets, under me a soft mattress, to my side, and this is an important thing, one of the most gorgeous men I have ever seen.

    Dressed like a goddamn chinese telenovela lead in expensive silk clothes, putangina, hanep talaga.

    That is to say, fucking hot. Seriously. Hot.

    Like, gigolo who could charge thousands for one damn hour, hot.

    However I have more important things to worry about as I stare down frantically at myself. Where the fuck did my boobs go?

    Oh, dear sweet baby Jesus, you turned me into a guy.

    A guy.

    Fffffffffff-

    /This terminal has suddenly whited out. The player character has suffered a sudden short circuit. Please try your log in later./

    One moment later I find myself in the black space again.

    Earlier, I was inwardly screaming. Now I am externally screaming.

    "-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

    [This terminal would like to apologize for the mix up. Your new character is Shen Qingqiu from the novel 'Proud Immortal Demon Way'. Your starting points are 100. As the plot progresses, there will be many point giving missions and quests open to you to take. Please do not let your points reach less than zero or you will be subjected to automatic punishment. We hope you enjoy your stay in this game and-]

    "What plot?! What goddamn game is this?! What the fuck are you talking about?! WHAT NOVEL?!"

    [Admin, we have a problem.]

    [What problem?]

    [This player has never read the novel.]

    [WHAAAAT?!]

    If you sense a disturbance in the force, bros, that is just me. And my impending mental breakdown.

    ***
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    bah! of all people you chose to replace shenQ the blasphemy! it woulda been funner to be the troll system! I mean, imagine all of the world viewed by the system! all the magic you could see or wish to unsee!

    muuu... I guess the hot guy is YueQ?

    p.s. if i didn't read ahead with google sensei I would have suspected YueQ as an evil villain for the entire novel......
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    the expy did not choose it. If they had chosen a character, it would have been a girl.

    Right now my poor expy from some alternate fucked up universe is screaming, "Return to me my vagina!"
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    wahhhhh! you said it! *weeps* at least call it Little Gina like males call their's their son or other......
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    you're so sensitive. :< fine. I will edit it to 'Return to me my breasts' then.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    iya ~ I'm not sensitive I just enjoy subtlety =/ (mostly jokes, don't take me too seriously since i'm usually not unless i use the word serious/other synonym)

    and my internets keeps flipping on an off since you wrote it earlier =/
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
    ***
    Return to me my breasts! Goddamnit, guys, when I asked for a reroll, I didn't want to be a guy!

    [Would you prefer to be a 70 year old woman or a pretty boy?]

    What kind of goddamn decision is that?! I have no choice but to be a boy, then if the alternative is your grandma!

    Wait a minute...

    [That's right. We can hear everything you think.]

    Is that so?

    I quickly fill my mind with porn. A lot of porn. So. Much. Porn.

    [I didn't need to see that!]

    You made me a guy, bro. You should know that is your own damn fault.

    [This terminal would like to change players, please.]

    [Denied.]

    [At least put a gm here instead!]

    [Denied.]

    [What about-]

    [Denied. The Admins, Moderators, GMs, Supermods are all busy clearing up some upheaval in the other seven sectors of the afterlife.]

    Look. Why don't you guys just pick an actual guy for this account and let me set up my own afterlife?

    [...Why didn't we do that again?]

    [Because there was a mixup and this player was actually supposed to be on the other server.]

    I want compensation anyway. This sounds like the incident where I lost my entire account on that avatar design forum, only worse.

    [We'll think about it and get back to you tomorrow. Thank you for your submission of this ticket. Your ticket number is 2305. For now, please go through the tutorial process.]

    "Tutorial for what?"

    There is a sudden sense of disorientation and I am once again male and staring at the unfortunate man by my side with a thousand yard stare.

    Bro. If only this had not happened I would be proposing marriage to you by now.

    Seemingly saddened by my misery, he pets my shoulder. "It will be okay, Junior Apprentice Brother. I know you were saddened by one of your students losing their cultivation, but-"

    Their what. Who the hell are you?!

    [Cultivation. This is to say, like in Naruto, their ability to use chakra.]

    ...You're telling me you gave me freaking ninja magic?!

    DO I HAVE MOKUTON?!

    [Not exactly but close enough.]

    ...Is there a genderbend, sexy no jutsu function?

    [Not unless you die and reroll another character but-]

    So who is the hot guy.

    [That is Shen Qingqiu's friend, Yue Qingyuan. They have known each other since childhood.]

    Well, fuck. There's literally no way to get past that, is it? This guy will notice I'm not like his friend no matter what I do, right? May as well go full bore.

    "Who the hell are you?"

    His shocked look melts into a pained expression, and I feel like the universe's biggest asshole.

    I carry on. "And what students are you talking about?!"

    [Tutorial Mode Engaged]

    ***
     
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    wahhhhh yes! alright! break YueQ's mind cuz hes secretly a villain(I don't trust him!) cuz no one is that nice!
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    if it helps you here are some interesting facts.

    1.G- let us call her that, since she is not me- may have my illnesses but she is NOT me. She is basically a character from an alternate universe that is currently at anno domini 2030.

    They have working vr mmorpg games and online forums, among other things. Yes, Spacebattles and NUF also exist in this alternate world. She is a spacebattler.

    If spacebattles were a sect, it would be a demonic sect. They be crazy.

    2. The arrival and tutorial mode is actually set pre novel, as in, some of SQQ's former should-be-prodigy students just got their cultivation destroyed.

    3. Tiny Luo Binghe isn't there for tutorial mode, he's still too tiny.