The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

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  1. Fulmine Chrys

    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    I, Rainbow poop has leap into a new realm! My cultivation has finally bear fruit. I evolved into rainbow baby dragon! Muhahahaha~

    @Gav
    She or is it He now....
    SheHe should just let the experimentation bear fruit. Lol, try acting like Orochimaru! But if she did, she might really be labelled as a pedo xD:LOL::LOL::LOL::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    I know, right? D: S/he is thinking of going full sith, but it is so hard, look at all those tiny buns crying in front of them.
     
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    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    Try going as unhinged tsundere route! Lol
    A crazy tsundere....
    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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  4. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    .....I could totally pull that off... (y)

    Speaking of which, I am going with 3 teenagers. Can anyone give me chinese names? Preferably those you see as scum villains in various chinese cultivation novels.
     
  5. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    Li Aoguang, Chen Wanyong, Mo Heiying
    Arrogant light, endless courage, and black shadow respectively
     
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  6. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Thanks. How are you liking my new fic thus far?:LOL:
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    Liking it so far...any chance G will chase after Yue so one of my side ships will come true? :3 LBH would probably kill me but eh yolo
     
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    RucielLu Well-Known Member

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    The feeling na I'm reading this thread for a week.. Yeah I did that because I don't want to caught up!!! And now No!!!!!!! I finally caught up and nots a good thing I don't know what to do anymore!! @Gav Ty talaga.. I really love the two of them even if I'm a bit spoiled!!
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Define what you mean because I am confused. What two of them?
     
  10. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    G actually really wants Yue badly. Really. Badly.
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    Got for it G!!!!!!!! Don't let morality and reason stop u!!!!!
     
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    RucielLu Well-Known Member

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    The feeling na I'm reading this thread for a week.. Yeah I did that because I don't want to caught up!!! And now No!!!!!!! I finally caught up and nots a good thing I don't know what to do anymore!! @Gav Ty talaga.. I really love the two of them even if I'm a bit spoiled
    Your precious fictions... I really love them...
     
  13. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
    ***

    So. Apparently chinese cultivators and sects have bath houses.

    How do I know?

    Because Yue Qingyuan grabbed me and dragged me off to one. I had to watch him and other male sect members get naked and scrub and I bled through the nose heavily and constantly for almost the whole goddamn thing.

    My eyes have seen what they cannot unsee. My brain is made of goddamn porn. My eidetic memory is full of muscled backs, asses you could bounce coins off of, chiseled abdomens, really cut 8-packs, glorious pecs... You get the idea.

    My brain.

    My brain, WHY.

    Liu Qingge hates my guts and he is smoking hot. WHY.

    Yue Qingyuan scrubbed my back. My brain broke like an egg. I was eyebrow twitching all throughout the goddamn bath and either I was quietly up to my cheeks in water, hiding, or I was out of there like a bat out of hell.

    After that, the first goddamn thing I did was go out and practice blowing things up.

    While nosebleeding. And twitching.

    ***
     
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  14. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Excellent.
    /maniacal laughter
    /Thunder rolls. It rolls a 4.
     
  15. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    On a scale of 1-10 how likely is it that G can replicate mokuton or simulate plant control by guiding plants to grow in shapes s/he needs by baiting them using energy and feeding them energy to grow accelerated into the shapes s/he wants?

    Basically using the principle that plants grow in the shapes they do to get sunlight/energy and plants or plant spirits can cultivate.

    Because the damn system mod told her it (cnovel style techniques etc) was like the chakra thing in naruto.
    Nvm. I will go with the flow.
     
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  16. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    I see......muuu gav is sleeping huh..... so the hotspring turned pink/red huh..... so little meatbuns got fixed already? At least one of then needs to be happy their evil shizun cared enough about them to patch em up.....

    I am also expexting some crossdressing because G is a girl and morally corrupt overlord.(G doesn't need to be the one wearing the dresses) and the other mountain leaders sees new beauties on the mountain......

    Also... Heee...... why am i more excited about G blowing stuff up than G going on a hotspring visit with guys. (Was secretly thinking about oldman beards and braiding them viking style) and ooooohh LiuQ, may you crush him with all your might and make him more beautiful.......
    shenQ must become besties with the pertty lady mountain(LiuQ's sister?) so she can support his beautification and also trade beauty secrets.

    It secretly irks me that he gets to be strong and be a pretty boy. (Go esplode)
     
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  17. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    G doesn't do beards. Neither does G make others grow them. G doesn't make other people crossdress. Yes, the buns were fixed. The tiny buns just cry a lot. The big meatbuns still seem to hate G.

    I do not know if any of them forgave G or were happy they were fixed. Not understanding the rest of what you were trying to say.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    For future reference, G plans to rip off as many fandoms as possible, when it comes to attacks. And yes, they still intend to figure out if Mokuton can be recreated because BUILDING THINGS. (*-*)
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
    ***

    Man, those three teenagers have such Main Character names, y'know?

    Li Aoguang, Chen Wanyong, Mo Heiying... In English apparently that translates to arrogant light, endless courage, and black shadow respectively. They even have Main Character levels of pretty looks.

    No wonder Shen Qingqiu went ballistic on their asses. Those three were at least old enough to eventually be worthy rivals.

    My program of pissing them off to the point of making them much, much stronger is working excellently.

    I decided to go with a mix of Sith teachings and Assassination Classroom.

    Why?

    Because even if I'm not Shen Qingqiu, they irk me, alright? I mean, teenagers. Loud, angry, disrespectful, bratty teenagers. Who don't clean their rooms well. My pet peeve.:mad:

    At least those three were doing a much better job of soaking in the proper ambiance. It was really easy to be mean to them. :LOL:

    Fortunately, every time I praised them for their sincerity and hard work after dragging them into various shitholes on hunting trips, they only got more inspired in devising new and unpleasant threats and new and interesting ways to try to kill me.

    They don't try to implement it though. I'm somewhat disappointed and somewhat relieved at the same time.

    "Go get stuffed, Shifu!"

    "Fuck yourself too. Heiying!"

    "Go explode and die, Shifu!"

    "Only after you do, Wanyong!"

    See? Perfect!

    ***

    Of course the little buns are a completely different thing entirely.

    Their pudgy little faces, the tendency to get teary at the slightest things, the big beady eyes, the aggrieved looks, like bullied small animals, and the lower trembling lips and lost expressions...It is so hard to be mean to them.

    I cannot even.

    I keep giving up and picking them out of the newest pothole.

    "No, little bun, you charge the rock, then you throw it at birds like this."

    /BOOM!!!!/

    "I c-can't do it, Shizun!"

    "Yes you can. Now you do it, or no dessert tonight."

    "Waaah, so mean!"

    How did Severus Snape even do it? I have to take my new straw hat off in respect to that magnificent bastard, may he rest in peace. Not only does he billow his cape awesomely in 3d, but he also manages to regularly make his little fuzzballs cry.

    "Why the hell are you so nice to the little brats, Shifu?" Ah, one of my future nemesis arrives. Ostensibly to check out the competition. Excellent.

    "Because I'm motivating you with hatred, envy and dissatisfaction, Aoguang. I'm petty that way. Soon, you'll loathe them, hate them and want to crush them and then my corruption of you three will be complete."

    "You do realize that by telling us this, you're sabotaging yourself, right, shifu?"

    "No, I'm not. You're petty teenagers, there's no way I can fail at this!"

    "I object to that remark!"

    "You resemble it, Heiying!"

    "You're such an asshole, shifu!"

    "You only notice that now? I thought I had beaten that into you much earlier. I should try harder. Just remember, Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering!"

    "You are so weird."

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  20. Matthew9999

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    A hahaha so great
     
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