The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

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  1. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    actually, G is doing this because of reverse psychology. By openly stating he expects them to be dicks to little buns, he is pricking their honor as adults.
     
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  2. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    G was originally polyamorous in terms of making npc harems, actually. :V

    However in terms of interacting with people G looks at as people, G is a fluffball.
     
  3. Chiiiiiiiii

    Chiiiiiiiii >Daoist Thirteen Bears< >Hero Astral Saber<

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    I mean as destroying other's people harem, be it because he/she can't do her/his properly so don't the others to have one, or to make others into lone dogs just for fun
     
  4. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    No. G isn't interested in wrecking anyone's harems.
     
  5. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale:
    The Violence Inherent In The System
    ***
    -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

    What is that sound, you may ask? That is the sound of my internal screaming.

    Run that by me again.

    [Yue Qingyuan- Senior brother to Shen Qingqiu; Tens of thousands of arrows pierce through his body until even his skeleton ceases to exist.]

    -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

    Yue Qingyuan is a precious, perfect custard bun smothered in honey and possibly rainbow sprinkles, too good for this world. For what reason would he be killed in such a horrible way?!

    [It is believed in the novel that he dies by the scheming of Shen Qingqiu.]

    -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-

    Is it too late to ask you to just give me a reroll, bro? No, wait, I should just go kill myself now, I think one of those books have lists of painless poisons. Maybe I can go taunt some rival sect guy into murdering me. Maybe I can go solo monster hunting and never come back.

    [You're freaking out. Stop being overdramatic.]

    Dude. You just told me the only truly decent person who likes me on this entire goddamn mountain is going to die because of me. After that, I may as well be fish food. I think I have the right to freak out.

    [It hasn't happened yet, you know.]

    So how do we make it not happen?

    [That will be up to you then, won't it?]

    Jackass. That wasn't helpful. I need to know the circumstances leading up to his death, but the system won't tell me. FML.

    [Shouldn't you be worrying more about your own punishment and the point system, than Yue Qingyuan's possible death?]

    True enough, I apparently die having my tongue and limbs chopped off in the Bad End. The system hasn't even gotten along to telling me about who does it, yet. Or why it happens, other than the fact that Shen Qingqiu was a dick.

    Plus, there are the penalties, which I apparently get if my points are 0 or less?

    So, what are the penalties then? How does this system work?

    ***
    Tbc
     
  6. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Lel RIP Brother Yue
     
  7. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Watching more haunted videos why am i doing this to myself
     
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  8. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    not yet lol. The system is stringing G along like a boss.
     
  9. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Because you are a masochist?
     
  10. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Maybe dunno i always found myself a bit sadistic maybe im both?
     
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  11. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    The only ghost i could probably handle is casper the friendly ghost
     
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  12. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    So now you are a sadomasochistic meatbun? Does this mean you have red hot chili peppers inside your soft and seemingly helpless exterior?
     
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    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Mmmmmm maybe
     
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    TooEarly Well-Known Member

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    Hi, Invisible Stalker here!
    Just wanted to say that I love your fanfics so far. They're so good that I had to come out say it... I usually lurk in the shadows and barely say anything. OTL.

    Hmmm when you say G you mean female trapped in make body Shen QQ right? Does G get to meet the harem members when she's being tortured in dream world? I mean SQQ ended up suffering badly because one of the harem members wanted vengeance for her brother's death. Wouldn't SQQ be a bit resentful of them since she had no idea what she did to deserve such cruelty? So when she meets them she might be like those clingy f**kers!!!
    Also if she is being tortured, is it before or after her tongue got cut out? If her tongue is still intact wouldn't LBH be mad confused? Or would he think SQQ used madness to escape reality? Also does the dream punishment always reset? As in no one but SQQ remembers what happened before? If it doesn't reset, is there a chance of LBH becoming interested in SQQ? Also I remembered in the spoilers section, they did say that LBH only wanted to be loved so does that mean his harem members don't love him deeply? So SQQ might have a chance at soothing him?! Or is LBH just a promotion of the future if SQQ doesn't get her act together? A way for SQQ to understand little bun LBH better?

    So many questions! Okay I'll shut up and go back to my corner.
     
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  15. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Wow thats a long post XD hello
     
  16. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    1. Glad you like my fics.
    2. As I said before, G (in SQQ's body) keeps getting dragged in the dream realm and tossed to the tyranosaurus rex LBH. G has no idea who the fuck LBH even is or why the hell the system keeps insisting it is punishment for their sins.
    3. I am not planning on letting the harem members show up in punishment zone.
    4. When I say tortured I mean that apparently the system is tossing G to LBH as his living stressball. Since he is very stressed there is a 80% chance of being tortured to death over and over again since the system keeps respawning G. As in, game respawning. I hope you get the idea?
    5-9. Sore wa himitsu desu.
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Is the system running novel info through G right now?
     
  18. Fulmine Chrys

    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    I want another chapter pill~

    /Zombie groaning
     
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  19. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Umm are you alright *slowly hops away*
     
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    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    I have no sleep :sick:
    I'm being attacked by insomnia
     
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