The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    basically I am attempting to get the hang of how OTL LBH would try to seduce someone and what point it would turn to attempting to force them when he fails.
     
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    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    /Le gasp/
     
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  3. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    got it
     
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  4. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    what? We're all filthy perverts here. :V
     
  5. Fulmine Chrys

    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    Indeed you are right senior disciple Gav.
     
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    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    Have some coffee :coffee:
     
  7. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    How to seduce Bing-ge style
    1. Use a smothering hot gaze to look at the target.
    2. Recline on the bed while smiling and when speaking, use a soft tone of voice with just a hint of grievance. Your expression on the other hand is nothing like this. Look the target up and down with your eyes looking like they're stripping the target's clothing off layer by layer.
    3. When target approaches, directly pull them into your embrace when they're just about 5 steps away from you.
    4. Smoothly move your hands to the target's waist and proceed to knead it.
    5. If target attempts to resist, push them into a sitting position on your thigh with their legs spread wide apart. Make sure the thigh is firmly in between the target's legs so that they can't be closed.
    6. Stroke the target's neck and press it downwards. Take a hold of the target's lips.
    7. As target begins to respond, probe for and then continually tease the sensitive spots on the target's body.
    8. Switch between softly and roughly biting the target's lips while the tip of your tongue teases the inside of the target's mouth.
    9. Should target attempt to break off the kiss by turning away, turn their head back and then deepen the kiss.

    ....what did i just write....? k gonna post the attempted rape next
     
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  8. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Amd here apronned GShenQ would net G some cool pts
    ....
     
  9. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    ...who added a cocktail icon to my profile? Thanks btw
     
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  10. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    How to make an attempt at rape Bing-ge style
    1. After target realizes u arent his LBH, proceed to sneer and then use one hand to clutch the target's right hand while the other hand continues to press down on the back of the target's neck.
    2. Skillfully turn you and the target's bodies over so that ur looking down at them and then smile.
    3. After being yelled at by the target, bite hard enough at their tongue to let them taste blood.
    4. When target starts to attack you n then takes the chance to escape, grab their ankle with one hand and give a strong pull so that target returns to their previous position of being underneath you.
    5. Now, smoothly grab the target's legs and lift them so that they're above the target's stomach.
    6. Talk to the target for a bit about how they noticed something was amiss while casually playing with their hair.
    7. Begin to lean your body down towards the target and- Bing-mei shows up

    Gav, i've translated more rated-r stuff for you than i have since the day i became a translator. Dont know if i should cry or laugh about that orz
     
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    Fulmine Chrys Baby Rainbow Dragon

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    Don't worry... It's all for a good cause
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    If you say you don't enjoy doing it, I'm just going to laugh, you know.
     
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    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    gav, im rolling on the floor laughing rite now. i blame u :LOL::ROFLMAO::D
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Ugghhh tried to like luens post but im out of likes......
     
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  15. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    ? how do u run out of likes? there's a limit to likes?? :eek:
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    I was in the pokemon pinata thread and gave all my likes to @justabot
     
  17. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    o_O do u know what justabot's casino is?
     
  18. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale: The Violence Inherent In The System
    ***
    The sky was red with warning signs. Or maybe it was the red dust clouds.

    Fuck.

    Sand. Sand. More sand. Lava bubbling in pits. More lava bubbling in pits. Obsidian shards and obsidian crystals tall as men and sharp enough to cut glass or shear through muscle and skin like a hot knife through butter.

    I felt my intestines shrink, just looking at it.

    Already the pervasive heat of the Forge of Salamanders was making itself known.

    Fuck.

    I'd made this particular environment for a campaign some years ago. Those lava pits also were connected to sulfur geysers. The geyser water fed rich pools. Half the pools were poison or acid, the other half were good water but inhabited by salamanders, shining red creatures with bites that could numb a man, giving the creatures time to strip their unfortunate victims to the bones while still living. The victims didn't even know they were dying until they fell.

    And that didn't count the reptiles, poisonous snakes or insects roaming the land.

    Fuck. FUCK. Fuuuuuuck.

    To my left, a tall, extremely handsome man with a cool expression, clad in black hanfu robes with white inner lining looked around himself at the environment, a spark of interest in his eyes.

    Shit. Is this punishment an escort mission? I mean, the System did say it was like a gacha.

    He glances my way, tilts his head, eyes now intent on me. "Shen Qingqiu."

    A moment's pause that seems to stretch on for too long.

    "Sorry?" I ask, somewhat helpless. "I beg your pardon, but how do I know you?

    He looks shocked. I... guess he was hoping I would remember him. But I have never seen him before in my life.

    ***
     
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  19. Luen

    Luen One Who Silences The TMI Onigiri Kitty

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    ...Gav, i think u just wrote G's painful death sentence with that "how do i know you" line X'DX'DX'DX'DX'D
     
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  20. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ahahahaha face of complete confusion and no recognition lol
     
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