The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

I wanna ask who G will end up with in this fic. I feel like yueQ deserves something, but i also feel so sad the lbh. Also what about this timelines lbh? Have you created an unending loop? The horror

 

Are you talking about system system or are you talking about G's rest deprived internals that are full of bloody tea and pastries......

 

The actual system. Data Corruption, remember?
I hope I have enough of that to be foreshadowing.

 

/hits @Luen signal
Can you tell me the setting wherein Yue Qingyuan died in the OTL novel? I need it for scene 3.

 

Rip yueq. Maybe Gav will be merciful to you in his next fanfic. *cough* prob not lbh is too possessive for that

 

/cough
Yue isn't going to be the one to die.

 

What?! dont tease us like this.

 

:V I'm just waiting for Luen to give me data for the next part.

 

wait in ADTSVT S:B did LBH.....do♂️... G?

 

Hmmmmmm...... i see no forshadows unless its super obvious....... and even if i see it..... it is a lie!

 

[SCENE EXPUNGED. DATA UNAVAILABLE]

 

It doesn't go into depth about it. All that's mentioned is that LBH used SQQ'S legs which he had chopped off to piss off Yue enough that Yue was lured into LBH's trap n murdered by LBH. Thousands of arrows went thru yue's body n LBH stated that when he touched yue's corpse, it disintegrated.

 

....So who was the one who was shooting the thousands of arrows? was it a canyon, does it have ANY description?

 

Welp, hopefully since our MC was originally female, she won't mind losing her thing down there for the duration of the punishment... >.>

 

[DATA UNAVAILABLE]

 

LBH's blood play is too intense

 

G would bow to his evil villainy if the bastard wasn't doing it to HER, GODDAMNIT.

 

/maniacal cackling /

 

Another minor spoiler:

G's primary weapons aren't fans or swords.

They're twin polearms or rather, twin melee magic wands/scepters. She can single or dual-wield them. She basically normally goes for eskrima unless she needs longer range attacks.

 

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A Transdimensional Scum Villain's Tale
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PAIN
pain
PAIN
pain
PAIN

[Punishment Zone Cleared.]

PAIN

I wake, screaming, body convulsing under the worried gaze of my students and Yue Qingyuan. The bedcover is streaked with blood as is the pillow cover, ruined.

I manage to roll over and crawl to the edge of the bed, reflexively summoning up a wooden urn to vomit into. My body still shakes with fine tremors of pain as I vomit out blood and all the contents of my stomach, all in one go.

I'm dizzy, disoriented, my vision is blurry with tears.

That Fucker. I hurt everywhere. Everywhere!

If I were anything or anyone else but a VROFSpacebattler, I'd probably be weeping that I'd never be able to be a bride.

Speaking of Yue Qingyuan.

My voice is raspy, wrecked, as I glare blurrily at him. "You. Fucker."

Yue Qingyuan is clearly upset, eyes wet with tears, he reaches out to lay a shaking hand on my back, trying to hold me close. "Qingqiu, I swear, I never....I would never..."

I don't let him finish." You. Utter. Unmitigated. Doublecrossing. Backstabbing. Shitweasel!"

A moment's pause as everyone gapes at me in shock.
"S-shifu!"
"S-Shizun!"
"He didn't mean i-"

"Oh, gods, I feel ill." I manage, before bending over the urn to vomit again. At the sight of so much gore, Yue Qingyuan looks like he wants to weep.

"Just go away and let me fucking die, blast you all," I groan.

I don't feel like moving all damn day.

Yue Qingyuan sends in medicines and people from the medical peak. I glare at them balefully.

Since most people obviously don't vomit blood when they wake up screaming from nightmares, the going assumption is that I am cursed.

Yue Qingyuan hovers over me, regretful and frightened. Once the pain fades, I manage to collect myself enough to pet his hand. "I didn't mean it and I'm sorry."

He forgives me immediately.

The bastards are half right. I really am cursed.

Fucking system.

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