The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

Discussion in 'Community Creations' started by alexfilia, Jun 6, 2017.

  1. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    *Sneaks in and watches thread* likes the humour. Though i feel like i might be spoilering the novel for myself....
     
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  2. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    this is an alternate universe, lol. Not canon.
     
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  3. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Yes but characters ive never heard of are appearing. now i know their personalities before reading? Kinda like reading a character page before reading a novel.
     
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  4. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    to be fair, all I know about it is Mo Bei Jun is a tsundere icecube. /cough
     
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  5. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    Yup, you won't get too spoiled through these AUs. The next 5 translated chapters or so will probably take care of introducing you to the most important members of the cast.
     
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  6. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    In Japan, there is a truly infamous phrase, "Riajuu Bakuhatsu-shiro!"

    In its many variations, it has migrated throughout the internet, even into english speaking forums.

    The word 'riajuu' refers to people who live a fulfilling life, and it's typically used by otaku on message boards to refer to people who have girl/boyfriends and are popular with their peers.

    Thus, Shen Yuan, who everyone in the cafe could see was in 'Luo Binghe's lap, had mistakenly become one of those lucky bastards who were cursed deep in the hearts of all the single dogs. Unbeknownst to him, despite his own unwillingness, despite the fact that he was most certainly not in any kind of relationship with 'Luo Binghe'....just the sight of him sitting on the other man's lap while blushing, meant that his former brothers and sisters were now chanting, "You can go explode!"

    Whether or not he wanted it, or felt he deserved it, the accumulating hatred of all the NEETs and Otakus who couldn't even get dates, all the members of the Forever Alone Sect, all those people who had to go to marriage markets and try for blind dates, all those people who were thought to be 'leftovers' because they had passed 20 and were still unmarried... was gathering into one more place. Had this been a cultivation world, most likely all their hatred and vehemence would surely have formed into some sort of asura, mazoku or demon god fueled by the resentment of envious single dogs. Fortunately this was not a cultivation world and all he had to worry about was the resentful gazes of his former fellows.

    Well, that and possible repercussions.
    ***

    'Who told you to come here and torture us poor single dogs?' Ah Zhang wanted to cry out, as he -and several other people in the cafe- could not help giving the lovey dovey pair in one of the other tables a resentful look.

    The slim young man was blushing deeply while the man who was holding him close murmured in his ear. Probably sweet words.

    Ah Zhang could not help but curse them roundly in his heart of hearts for being happy where he himself was not.

    Ah Zhang had gone to a good university but despite his hopes, he had not been able to enjoy a romance in the springtime of his youth. He had confessed to four girls, been rejected by two, dated one and had good karma with none of them, for they all eventually moved on and married other people.

    He and many other men had cursed the pretty flower boys roundly for taking all the attention of the women while they, poor unfortunate souls, had to go home as members of the forever alone club.

    Truly, being a single man looking for a wife in this modern day China wherein 100 girls were born in contrast to 116 boys was suffering.

    Thinking that surely he would have better luck in summer, he had worked hard and gotten a nicely paying job working as a sound technician for a corporation that produced shows on the sattelite channel.

    Ah, even the incredibly cruel, viper tongued music producer had much better luck, for he had gotten married only last spring and had been practically glowing ever since.

    Ah Zhang cursed him too, because every time he went to work, there was now blatant PDA.

    Now, in his own apartment, many of his neighbors had settled down, married couples with children, and he had thought to console himself that some of them were having marital difficulties.

    Now, even his neighbor who he had thought would be unsettled forever, whose face had been like a lantern attracting both men and women, had settled down and was torturing single dogs!

    ***
    Hui Lan could not help but wring her table napkin in her hands as her eyes filled with tears.

    Gentle, nice, polite Shen Yuan was in a relationship!

    The gentleman who she had a crush on for so long... The kind young man who had stopped by when she had been weeping over her first break up.. That gentleman who had gently asked her what was wrong and talked her out of rash behavior over coffee when all she could do was burst into sobbing...The man who had helped her with her papers when she had been brought to tears of frustration with them in first year college...

    He was now taken!

    The universe was cruel and unfair!

    Her chances with him were gone! His affections had been taken by a rich (and admittedly incredibly handsome) young master who was now spoiling him right in front of her eyes.

    Rumor had it, he had brought the man directly to his apartment the other day and they had come down together this morning!

    They spent the night together!

    She felt so angry she could vomit blood!
    ***
     
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  7. Loriel

    Loriel [Aspiring Editor][Lover of BL][Pinata Smasher]

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    Omg lol
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Welcome to the thread! Have you read the other posts previous to this?
     
  9. krrizis

    krrizis Runs Ainushi, Read18 & Chaleuria

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    They're all eating vinegar at this point. Haha
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Riajuu Bakuhatsu-shiro!
     
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    krrizis Runs Ainushi, Read18 & Chaleuria

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    [​IMG]

    Just explode and die!
     
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  12. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    :ROFLMAO::LOL::ROFLMAO::LOL:
    /is rolling around the floor, laughing.
     
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  13. Loriel

    Loriel [Aspiring Editor][Lover of BL][Pinata Smasher]

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    Yes I have. I've been lurking while waiting for updates ^^
    I also read all the spoilers in the other thread xD
     
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  14. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    Eh another update awsome :D
     
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    wildthorn Well-Known Member

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    This is getting better and better. My fujoshi heart is a screaming.
    Thanks for the meal Gav.
     
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  16. heartantares

    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Poor shen. This story goes well with my ill person's breakfast.... makes the bland taste somewhat better.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    ***
    Unbeknownst to either Shen Yuan or Airplane, even as Airplane reluctantly signed book after book from Mo Bei Jun's suitcase, shrinking under his watchful (and frankly disconcerting) gaze, one person of ill will and discontent had seized upon this opportunity to make trouble for Shen Yuan later on.

    Attitudes towards homosexuality in China were somewhat mixed. On one hand, some people believed homosexuals ought to have the same rights as anyone else. On the other, there was also a firm belief that homosexuality was a disruption in the continuance of a family line, a disruption to the traditional family unit. Thus, to these people, homosexuality was dangerous and should not be pursued.

    Some people, when asked if they supported same sex marriage, would say yes. But when asked if they would let their own child marry another of the same gender, they would fervently say no. Those same people would agree that homosexuals deserved to have the same rights as anyone else in the workplace, but if they were asked what they would do in the case of one of their own children having a homosexual as a teacher, they would instantly demand that this teacher be fired or replaced.

    This was exactly the environment that a certain malcontent had decided to take advantage of, when they raised up their smart phone, and started silently taking pictures of Shen Yuan who was flushed and sitting in 'Luo Binghe's lap.

    These pictures could be used as evidence to evict Shen Yuan from his teaching position and as such, were worth more than gold to the right hands.

    Since 'Luo Binghe' had no idea what smart phones were and he was from a completely different era and way of life, while he did catch sight of what that person was doing...Since he had no context for it, he let it pass him by.

    Of course, if 'Luo Binghe' had known what those pictures would have been used for, later on, he would probably have gone right over there to chop off those meddling hands and the head that came up with such malicious ideas.
    ***
     
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  18. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    KILL THAT F*CKER DOWN WITH THAT PERSON CHOP HIS BLOODY HEAD OFF:mad:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    LOL
    I see you have been lurking in the hope of updates. >D I shall reward you later on with a matter of a few hundred words.
    >.> After I bathe and eat breakfast.
     
  20. DJdragone

    DJdragone Commander of Food/Gav's Right hand Bun/leg lord

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    MORNIN XD Im always lirking in the shadows got nothing better to do really im lonley:cry: XD
     
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