The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System fan fiction

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  1. Gav

    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    :blobowoevil:random cultivator is actually 'random superhero' although since the natives have cultivators instead of superheroes,they will call him a cultivator instead.
     
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    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

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    *gasps painfully*

    The cuteness..... Too.... much!:blobdead:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Pffft.
    Who wants moar cake?
     
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    G's "past lives" are always epic.:blobhero: Liu's brain must be mush by now.:blob_grin:


    Yue's abusing his authority.:blobfearful::blob_grin:

    Just got back home to find these updates. Thank you both for all your hard work.
    Here are some treats
    Me, Me.:aww::aww:
     
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    Sorry forgot to send the treats:confused::oops:
     
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    *Immediately revives, flapping arms around like a crazy duck*

    Me too please!:aww::aww::aww::aww:
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    does this go into doc
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    yes.
    Sorry I was late with these.

    SPICE CAKE
    ATDSVT
    ***
    Li Aoguang, as one of the members of the Imperial family through his father, should have had a concubine of his own by now. All of his brothers who survived had at least one of their own. However, such things were generally arranged by the parents, with the mother in particular, picking out the first.

    Aoguang's mother, Li Yun Qing, was dead long before Aoguabg ever entered the age that he would normally be given a concubine.

    He had stopped acknowledging his Junwang Father even while the man was still alive after he had entered the Cang Qiong Mountain Sect. After that man's death, don't even think that he gave a damn what the eldest son or the man's widow had to say on the subject.

    Shifu had no interest in arranging his marriages or concubines, because he knew without a doubt that Aoguang would balk at it. And unlike his apprentice brothers, he had no interest in settling down, not even a little, because of his bitter experiences in his Junwang father's rear court.

    Aoguang certainly wanted to never be at the mercy of anyone so manipulative and his inability to trust was the main sticking point in his refusal to marry or even take concubines as of yet.

    While Enlai was getting ready for marriage and Daomei was preparing to propose an engagement to Sun Jin, Aoguang was hitting up brothels like a tomcat.

    Of course, as an inner sect disciple of Qing Jing Peak, his actions were under scrutiny. Shifu had already explained to him how his actions reflected on them but rather than telling Aoguang to stop going to brothels, his words were completely different.

    "If you're going to go get laid, then firstly, make sure your partner has a clean bill of health. Then in addition use an esuna on them. Make sure they aren't being forced into it. Don't get caught in any duels over them, and for the love of sanity, don't let any of them get to the point that they try to kill themselves."

    Well. That was an unusual lecture. Most peak lords, sect masters or elders would have said go in the dead of night, or don't go at all, huh. Or they would have tried to smooth things over. Shifu just wanted him and his partner to both be safe, apparently. Liu Qingge for example was always particularly scandalized by the idea that Shen Qingqiu had let one of his students go off to brothels. In broad daylight. Just... letting him go off to get laid without even the slightest hint of subterfuge.

    Of course, the whole emphasis 'don't get caught in a duel or scuffle over prostitutes' and 'don't let any of them get to the point where they try to kill themselves' was... difficult to do. Especially given the fact that there was the predominant way that women and even some men who were prostitutes, concubines or mistresses and hang- on lovers always tried. It was so ubiquitous that it was an adage that the go-to ritual was first, crying, second, making noise and third, hanging themselves.

    Aoguang had seen that happen plenty of times in the rear court of his father. Courtesans and prostitutes weren't above trying to put on airs of purity and virtue, indeed, some of them still acted like the ladies and young gentlemen they were before they were dispossessed and sold. Maybe that innocent act would work on other people, but Aoguang really hated manipulation.

    As a result, he explained his rules up front to anyone that he chose to bed when he went to a brothel. No crying and no scheming for his attention.

    Of course, this didn't mean that he was ignoring them.

    If anything, while the rumors had it that Aoguang was cool as ice inside and out, and his heart could not be touched, there was nothing random about Aoguang's choices in brothels or in prostitutes.

    Aoguang prefered to use the scrying method to observe the beauties before he made a choice, and also to keep an eye on them after he had bedded them.

    Just in case he would have to intervene to make sure they were healthy and safe.

    Not that he was in love with them or anything!

    He was just responsible for them. Kind of. Responsible. Yes.

    Aoguang didn't like the idea that anyone who was or had been 'his' in any manner would be harmed. There were a lot of ways for people to be harmed in the brothels. There was a lot of competition and sometimes that could get... ugly.

    If someone who was 'his' in any way was being harmed, he would have to prevent it from happening, or fix the...damage.

    At the same time, he didn't like the idea that his emotions could be manipulated.

    So clearly, the best way to deal with this dichotomy was to put all the people he felt like bedding and all the people he had already bedded, under surveillance.

    Shifu sometimes despaired of him,but Aoguang knew he was on the right path. Or something.
     
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    Liu is a bit of a prude huh?
    Mama G accepting that the buns are each wanting and needing their own thing.

    Aoguang..... that is called stalking and hate to say... but if Liu could get his hands on the scrying tool.... G would be the one getting spied on...
     
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    heartantares One Who Provides Uselessly Detailed Information

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    Lol liu w8th scrying tool..... i refuse to believe he didnt obtain one vs. Yue walked in on him trying to scry G and broke it while smiling in a way that caused liu intense doubt in trying that idea again.

    Or you know G's antiscry formations are probably too OP.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    go on discooooord, I need betaaaaa.
     
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    I wooorrrkk. Not free for hours fairy:cry:. Like 10 hours...:cry::cry::cry:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    :blobpensive:/needs someone to beta the post I left on discord
    Woe. I suppose I should nap then.
     
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    Yue Qingyuan? Abusing his authority??? Hmm....it was probably just a dream! After all, Yue Qingyuan is 100% pure, lawful, and righteous. No one's ever seen evidence to the contrary. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    (actually, I'm curious. What part are you referring to?)
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    /chews on you. Beta for meeeeee. On discord.
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    SWISS ROLLS.
    blame @heartantares and @Luen for this.
    ***
    ATDSVT-1001 Nights
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    Sometimes, going around in a mask to try to find out a truth isn't exactly a good idea.

    For one, the truths that you may find probably won't be the ones you had hoped to hear.

    Right now Luo Binghe is finding out another unpleasant truth. He is most certainly not the only child in Shizun's care or in his heart.

    Luo Binghe's mind had blanked out. The words kept repeating over and over.

    'Single parent'

    Shizun was a single parent to several children.

    A lot of children. In this particular life, Shizun counted himself as a father to three teenagers and fourteen children.

    This was certainly not what Luo Binghe had expected to ever hear about. The Shen Qingqiu he remembered had no children at all.

    Children who this Shizun was raising alone.

    A part of Luo Binghe's mind made the equivalent of a deeply unhappy whine.

    Seventeen?! What man or woman defiled his precious Shizun so many times to have given him so many children?! And they didn't even stay to help him raise them?!

    Luo Binghe felt conflicted. On one hand, he wanted to hunt and kill those people for defiling what was his. On the other, they weren't there, so Luo Binghe could take their place to raise the children.

    Maybe if Shizun saw he was an excellent father, maybe Shizun would accept him?

    That is, if he could even convince Shizun to let him near the children in the first place.

    Acting weak and pitiful kept distracting Shizun from his fear and Shizun's first instinctual response to seeing him in tears was to comfort him.

    Letting himself get caught and acting like a broken winged bird so that Shizun would come to pick him up, tend to his injuries and look after him was putting Shizun more at ease.

    When Binghe was a small dog and when he was harmless, incapable of hurting him or defending himself, Shizun was more comfortable with his presence. Shizun took care of him when he was helpless, so that must mean Shizun could feel something for him, right?

    If acting like a damsel in distress would make Shizun more willing to cuddle and dote on him someday, then he would gladly do it.

    He was wearing him down... but slowly.

    Shizun still kept stiffening up in the worst way when Luo Binghe clung to him in his adult form and tried to act spoiled in hopes of being caressed and doted on. He was distant, but Binghe could see the fear in his expressive, dark eyes whenever Binghe touched his shoulders, arms, legs, hips, chest or belly.

    He was probably remembering the way Luo Binghe had hurt him. Just thinking of it... Binghe regretted everything.

    His plans to try to put Shizun at ease were working, but things were not going as quickly or as well as he had hoped. That was why he was taking every single angle of attack.

    ...But his own children had betrayed him. His own wives had betrayed him. How could he claim to be a good parent when his own offspring hadn't any loyalty to him?
    *
    Then there was the problem of Yue Qingyuan. Yue Qingyuan whom Shizun utterly adored, to the point that Shizun openly admitted that Yue was the one person who he trusted the most.

    Shizun believed Yue Qingyuan was the only person in this life who truly gave a damn about him.

    Shizun believed Yue Qingyuan was his only true friend in the world.

    Shizun considered Yue Qingyuan to be the perfect man. The ideal, with every single trait that Shizun had ever hoped for, in a spouse.

    Shizun would worship Yue Qingyuan with the same fervency the devout worshipped the gods.

    If Yue Qingyuan so much as crooked a finger at Shizun, Shizun would come running.

    ....And if Yue Qingyuan was killed, Shizun would chase him to the Yellow Springs.

    Given the fact that Luo Binghe had already seen his Shizun commit suicide over and over,by self detonation, to get away from him...this honest admission made a grim end to Luo Binghe's tentative plans of killing Yue Qingyuan as he had killed that Shen Qingqiu's Yue Qingyuan, before.

    Binghe vividly remembered the way his Shizun had thrown himself in between the sect master and ten thousand arrows, being reduced to a mess of shattered bones and unrecognizable, gory, crimson pulp.

    He never wanted to see it again.

    If he so much as tried to kill Shizun's Yue Qingyuan as he had killed that Yue...He would have to dig two graves.

    He remembered the way that Shen Qingqiu had provoked him on purpose. Having no limbs left to kill himself with, was that why he had used Luo Binghe for a borrowed knife to end his own life?

    Having seen Shizun in the Sect Master's arms, Luo Binghe reluctantly found another piece of the puzzle.

    Perhaps that Shen Qingqiu had loved his Yue Qingyuan too.
     
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    :aww::aww::aww::blobnosebleed:
    Wow, Aoguang is quite the possessive lover, even keeping an eye on his old lovers. G's advise to him tho:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:. It's nice that he's an understanding mother to his kids, even giving them sound advise so that they don't run into problems. As for Liu and the scrying mirror, he would probably more scandalized and traumatized seeing G and Yue in the act. :eek:Lol :D

    Oh so it was a dream:sushi_sleeping: Yue truly is a cinnamon bun:sushi_potato:.
    Looking for evidence.:whistle:

    Yue totally rolled over his master to get Shen to stay with him. The Logistics Peak Head opinon of the sect master was sent crashing down.:LOL:
     
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    Gav [Fairy of the Garden of Evil]

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    Aoguang is the most tsun of all of the buns and meatbuns. G is just trying to minimize the collateral damage.
     
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    I can just imagine the amount of damage he leaves behind. Let's hope he doesn't become as tsun as Liu Qingge.
     
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