The Search for @Haxagen's S/Wife

Hi everyone~

Today we are gathered here to help @Haxagen find his one true S. As we all know, he loves nothing more than pain and misery.

As his master, I am willing to sell him off to a worthy candidate. Credentials required are that you be:

- Female

- S

If this sounds like you, please post in this thread. Take some time getting to know @Haxagen and let me know if you would like to be his S.

His redeeming qualities are:

- Male Human

Thank you!!

EDIT: Thank you for participating everyone. @Haxagen has been sold to @Land of The Fallen. Look forward to their wedding coming up soon~!

 

You forgot the fact that I am kind, caring, fair, and handsome desu.
Also I'm a trap.

 

I didn't even know if I should put male as a redeeming quality since you seem to be gender confused. Perhaps I should change it to human.

 

@HavekZero oy a new meat toilet for you desu~
@mrawesome69 nothing need be said desu~

 

@Xieljhane would you like to buy him??

 

Human? There's far too many humans. so much so that the faith in humanity is declining with future generation. Its not a redeeming quality at all. This product can't enter international market, barely regional and probably only for local. No money to be made. Its a losing investmest.

 

The prerequisite is to be a female. I've not interested in guys.

 

*is sitting at the corner. *
*enjoying the show*

 

No! His narcissism is unbearable!!

 

oh dont worry they dont mind desu~

 

*Walks up and bows*
My fair lady, would you like to be my wife?

 

Neko-chan!!! Perhaps you would like to buy him as a slave husband???

 

Buy him

Here you go

 

I will grab my popcorn and watch this from the back row.

 

You are ruining my marketing!! Think about me!! I need to eat too!!

 

Sorry but no.. (‡▼益▼)
If gurl then maybe.. ~fufufu~!!!

 

5 no's and not a single yes..... there has to be someone that wants him... at least as a carpet or something...

 

*Shrug*
Well, they have their own tastes.

 

Poor him