Novel The view from the eyes of the Lazy Archmage

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  1. HazyPrecise

    HazyPrecise Heh

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    Part 1~


    Once upon a time, there lived a crazy spear-wielding nun.

    She was cursed by a smurf when she had intentionally destroyed the smurf's favourite flower garden.

    What's the curse you might ask?

    Welp, she got turned into a dreadful-looking flower, for 12 hours every day!
    The horror!

    But from what could be seen, frankly, the nun wasn't the least bothered by it. Rather she turned crazier than ever and even hired the infamous locust, the king of pests!

    Who had the ability to trap the people in his world of delusions!
    *has mind manipulating skills*

    Oh me! oh my!

    That locust that is being referred to, got his humanity destroyed the moment he had crossed a line!

    He had tried to mug the most powerful archmage and the heir of the king of the Tempest forest!

    the super-duper amazing and powerful archmage! That too with a knife! pfft~

    Isn't he so naive?

    Too bad he did not know that the mage walked around wearing protective amulets. But the danger comes when the mage realises, that the knife had anti-magical properties!
    So she does the next best thing she could think off!

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    *has evasion set to max so lokum never manages to catch up*
    ....
    To be continued~
    welp, my creativity died out right now. When the realisation of the last assignment hit. Will surely continue it later~
    and pshh don't go clipping this into that you locust!

    @Clumsy Soul @Lokum @FIEND
    @Hasty girl @Avabliss @Archaic pickle spread this out!
    ...
    @Papercut will soon be making his appearance in the next release
    Followed by the dancing dinosaur @Barney and someone named issa~

    Stay tuned~
     
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  2. Hasty girl

    Hasty girl [Holy Novitiate] [Red Sibling] [Blackjack Sect]

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    Fine. I will spread with out .Though I don't know why this thread came to be
     
  3. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    Hahahahaa omg continue this story

    Add the rest of the gang too
    And ofc make urself the arcane wizard who hides in a tower that @Lokum comes to consult
    @paper cut being thr stripper who elopes w popes whore @Stopitgetaway
    @Msmarl being the girl on the sidewalk who seems to b the only one who notices the chaos
    @Beren being stuck in a prison of mine being forcefed cooked fruit pastries
    @hasty gil driving out get away car
    @Archaic pickle w his jar of holy pills
    @Raidou99 infiltrating holy maidens to overthrow pope and set up a new world order

    U cud do so much w thissssss. Im lookin forward to it
     
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  4. FIEND

    FIEND i eat crayons

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    What if we did this thing where we create a story but everyone adds to it

    Like u write a part and tag the next person who writes the next part?
     
  5. HazyPrecise

    HazyPrecise Heh

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    Yep look forward to it. Will be giving a role to every gang member, as the story progresses. ;)

    @FIEND that would probably get chaotic and many wouldn't participate in a long writing.
     
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    FIEND i eat crayons

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    Ye lemme know if ur havin issues w progress cuz i got ideas for yuh
     
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    Clumsy Soul Existing

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    Ohh God what's this now? :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
  8. Lokum

    Lokum Forum Member Banned

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    Lokum Forum Member Banned

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    I command your dedication to your friends.
     
  10. Lokum

    Lokum Forum Member Banned

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    @Papercut?

    @HazyPrecise,
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