As the leader of the tuna sect and the leading expert on tunaology in NUF, I've been dared to write a theory on tuna and post it in a blog. However, I don't have any ideas. I'm pretty sure I already know everything that I need to know about tuna. That is why I am making this thread, to ask you for ideas. It can be something smart, or it can be something stupid. All I care about is that you participate and give me something to work with.