Theories on tuna

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  1. Napelynn

    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    As the leader of the tuna sect and the leading expert on tunaology in NUF, I've been dared to write a theory on tuna and post it in a blog. However, I don't have any ideas. I'm pretty sure I already know everything that I need to know about tuna. That is why I am making this thread, to ask you for ideas. It can be something smart, or it can be something stupid. All I care about is that you participate and give me something to work with.
     
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    Tuna are the fanciest fish alive, and enjoy going to secret fancy dinner parties to deep parts of waters where pathetic humans can't reach.
    They wear seaweed bow ties, top hats, and coral necklaces too.
     
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  3. Blitz

    Blitz Playing ping-pong around the milky way~ ☄️

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    The change in breeding and spawning locations of XXX species of tuna brought about by climate change and thus the subsequent change in global distribution
     
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  4. Probably not Eli

    Probably not Eli Baby | Eliott | Eli | Ellie

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    Tuna is planning on taking over the world and they're starting by assassinating the Government.
     
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    Tuna are also the Nomads in the fish world.
     
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    Tuna - the lesser carp of the sea
     
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    Probably not Eli Baby | Eliott | Eli | Ellie

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    SylviaViolet The Blog Monster ⚓️

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    Tuna - The only tuna in the sea. No other fish even comes close to being as tuna as Tuna.......
     
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    Catboy Ollie Easily Embarrassed Member

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    Yes they are. Just like how crabs think fish fly, so technically fish are the birds of the ocean. And lobsters are like mermaids to them all. And octopi are like cultists.
     
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  10. Probably not Eli

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    Nœ.
    Tuna = God
    God = Eli
    Eli = Tuna
    You do the math
     
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    Tuna sandwich very good
     
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    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    That's a fact, not a theory.
     
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    MasterCuddler 《GodlyHandsomeCuddlyChicken》

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    No it’s a opinion.:blobpopcorn_two:
     
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    Napelynn Paragon of Cowardice | Tuna Angel

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    Slander
     
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    Fishy is yummy.
     
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    :blobpopcorn_cool:
     
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    If it weren't for the Power-Hungry Cats, Tuna would have taken over the world by now.
     
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    They appreciate a good tune-up.
     
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    Bobasis NUF addict~<3 ~ a big dumbo~<3

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    Tuna ~ the hottest of the ocean . So succulent and glistening it’s the best fish to exist~~
     
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    Tuna is secretly flounder in disguise :blobspy:
     
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