Discussion There are ten indestructible Duck at your door what do you do?

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  1. LevelTryHard

    LevelTryHard Active Member

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    It is 7pm and you hear a noise outside your door, you debate whether or not to bother checking it out but decide it'd be better not to. After you come to this decision you hear a pound thundering sound at YOUR door left with no time to form a plan or take action your door is turned to dust and beyond that dust you see, Ten Indestructible Ducks? What do you do?
     
  2. Amaruna Myu

    Amaruna Myu ugly squid dokja (●´∀`●)

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    scream for my mum
     
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    Drakaos Member (Patriarch?) of the Anti-Qidian Sect

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    Time to take a bubble bath.
     
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    deviru Well-Known Member

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    Invite them to a tea. like any respectful Britishman would do, ever.
     
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    NO-USERNAME Well-Known Member

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    How would you know if the ducks are indestructible if you haven't tried to destroy it? So I try to hit it
     
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    seemanta ţɦɛ ʏօʊռɢɛsţ ɮʀѧţ ɨռ ţɦɛ ɦօʊsɛ

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    Scream for my mum +1 :blob_plusone:
     
  7. The Hamster Overlord

    The Hamster Overlord Mad scientist/Revered wizard/Alleged antichrist

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    I sick them on the snail and leg it
     
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  8. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    If it is indestructible (and you never say they will instadeath you when touched), I will try to capture them and use them as ultimate shield
     
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    FranckOA Killer Klown From Outer Space

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    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by an indestructible duck.
     
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    fried ducks yummm
     
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    I mean. It's ducks. I don't really care.

    If it's even one indestructible goose, I'm running like hell.
     
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  12. Harry

    Harry Now you see me

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    On a second thought, why not sing with the duck. I think there was a good song about numbers called 10 little indestructible ducks and i think they would love to sing together, if you never heard the song, here it is

    Ten little Indestructible ducks went out to dine;
    One choked his little self and then there were nine.
    Nine little Indestructible ducks sat up very late;
    One overslept himself and then there were eight.
    Eight little Indestructible ducks traveling in Devon;
    One said he'd stay there and then there were seven.
    Seven little Indestructible ducks chopping up sticks;
    One chopped himself in halves and then there were six.
    Six little Indestructible ducks playing with a hive;
    A bumblebee stung one of them and then there were five.
    Five little Indestructible ducks going in for law;
    One got in chancery, and then there were four.
    Four little Indestructible ducks going out to sea;
    A red herring swallowed one and then there were three.
    Three little Indestructible ducks walking in the zoo;
    A big bear hugged one and then there were two.
    Two little Indestructible ducks sitting in the sun;
    One got all frizzled up and then there was one.
    One little Indestructible duck left all alone;
    He went and hanged himself and then there were none.
     
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    Kazza Well-Known Member

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    Send them an offering of grain mixed with poison, even if they're indestructible, death comes to all. (And it's not like they became super smart)
     
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    Id wake up....
     
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    Look it up on Duck Duck Go :blobspearpeek:
     
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    Five little ducks went swimming one day
    Over the hill and far away
    Mother Duck said, "Quack, Quack, Quack"
    But only four little ducks came back
    One, two, three
    Four little ducks went swimming one day
    Over the hill and far away
    Mother Duck said, "Quack, Quack, Quack"
    But only three little ducks came back
    One, two
    Three little ducks went swimming one day
    Over the hill and far away
    Mother Duck said, "Quack, Quack, Quack"
    But only two little ducks came back
    One
    Two little ducks went swimming one day
    Over the hill and far away
    Mother Duck said, "Quack, Quack, Quack"
    But only one little duck came back
    One little duck went swimming one day
    Over the hill and far away
    Mother Duck said, "Quack, Quack, Quack"
    But no little ducks came swimming back
    Sad mother duck went out one day
    Over the hill and far away
    Sad mother Duck said, "Quack, Quack, Quack"
    And all the five little ducks came back

    I know not about 10 indestructible ducks, but I know of 5 little ducks
     
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    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Deny the shit out of the motherfuckers. As long as you don't acknowledge them, they don't exist.
     
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    Your mother hears your cries but one the ducks is a step quicker, pulling out a gun he quickly shoots you.
    You Died Game Over.

    Preparing yourself for the bubble bath you lead the ten indestructible ducks to bathe with, they comply with gratitude. After entering the bathroom you turn on the water to an agreeable temperature for yourself and them. After a while in the tub you feel closer with ducks and there's a new sense of strength inside yourself .
    Good End You Inherited the Power of The Ten.

    The Ducks graciously accept your invitation to tea. You lead the ducks to their seats, then you start to make your tea enticed by the smell of this fine tea the Ducks are looking pleased. After brief talk over the Tea the Ducks leave and thank you for the time you shared.
    British Ending there was Tea involved.

    In your bravado you idiotically attack the Ten Indestructible Ducks. They make short work with you there's nothing left.
    You Died Game Over

    It seems you've encountered many strange circumstances before this so these ducks aren't anything new to you. Perhaps ths is an opportunity after all ten indestructible things is better than one.
    Unknown Ending... You've Sicked the Ducks on the Snail perhaps your eternal foe may meet their demise but you won't know for a long time...

    You decide to convolute a plan to capture the Indestructible Ducks believing in their innate nature as ducks you decide to bait them. SUCCESS. In a cruel twist of fate the ducks indestructibility will cause their greatest suffering you turn The Ten into a shield your purpose is unknown...
    EVIL Ending you've done an injustice They Will Seek You Out.

    You've Decided To Run... FAILURE. The Ten Indestructible ducks have a max speed of 60 MPH in the air your not getting away from them.
    Bad Ending... You didn't die for running but your not the same as before.

    You decided to sing to the ducks. They took that song as hostility towards them.
    You Died Game Over.

    The Ducks are pleased by your offering not knowing the insidious poison inside. 9 of The 10 Indestructible ducks ate the poisoned offering... The Biggest and Smartest Duck refrained from eating your palms are sweaty as you see the other 9 fall. It looks at you in its grief, and prepares to send you to follow them... FAILURE. The Death has saved you from your gruesome fate it had always wanted to get rid of the Ten Indestructible Ducks but had never seen the opportunity to rid them before now, The Death of 9 of the 10 had given Death enough power to kill your attacker. You won't be saved from death again but you've evaded it for now.
    Death Rises Ending. Death's power has grown...
     
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  19. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    The Click sometimes give his viewer the good advice to go to a park and take all the ducks they want, cuz ducks are free
    Anyway, I say: Uhm, I'm sleepy, give me five, no 30 minutes... make yourselves comfortable, the cookies are in the cupboard and you can borrow any book 6ou want. Good night.
    Oh, it was 7pm. Erm, sorry to bother you guys but can you help me out with my homework? I'm desperate over here. What did you folks come here for? Need some help with yours?
     
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  20. Dog food please

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    Wah??? I'd probably say quack quack too