So... @MEGA SPARTA CHICKEN joined together with @MasterCuddler and decided to strike @NUF again, and this is obviously @Tony-chan's fault, as usual, who else but the leader of the Lizard Army could be behind all the troubles of our poor and @Lovely NUF~? If you haven't realized it already, I'm talking about the new holiday icons that were just released, a chicken is one of the icons that are being sold... At this point you're probably asking yourself "Why should I care?", right? Well... Here is the deal, my dear newbie @NUF Member. Once upon a time, in the dark ages of the hellish lands of NUF, Tony-chan released one of her first batch of icons... And among them... The chicken was there, one icon that Tony-chan explicitly told to the 4 winds that she considered to be the ugliest icon ever... And well, we, being the kind people we are, obviously spread the chicken far and wide, letting the love for this incredibly cute icon reach everyone in these forums~ Tony-chan was outraged, and so she tried to condemn us by saying that we were committing a crime! This was absurd! How could she!? We would not let this be, we needed to strike back. And last year, we had our chance, Tony-chan did the mistake of adding the chicken to the shop again... And so, with our powers combined, the blessings of @NUF Mascot and our goddess @Ai chan, we marched forward, we spread the love for food! We started cultivating the Dao of the Chicken!!! Tony-chan shivered in fear in face of our great powers, before, she was scared of mere 43 sales in 24 hours... But this time, we truly broke her spirits, we spread 224 chickens in the very first day of the sales!!! And now, for one reason or another, probably because Tony-chan is an M[citation needed], the chicken is once again live... So what will we do? Will we just let this chance slip by? Will we seriously let Tony-chan's even world domination schemes go through without doing anything!? I say @HELL NO. We'll rise, stronger than ever! Come forth brothers and sisters! Raise your torches and pitchforks! Use the torches to cook them, and your pitchforks to eat every single chunk of meat that lies within those chickens!!! Rise and move forward! Spread the love! Spread the food! Let the chicken once again reign supreme over the lands of NUF!!!! Spoiler: FAQ Q: But Alice, these icons have been out for a while already, why only make this thread now instead of in day 1? A: Because I'm a lot less active these days, and making a thread this big actually consumes quite a bit of time, so I wasn't planning on doing any. Q: How many chickens have you bought this year? A: 0 actually, my lack of activity made me really poor and unable to help in this endeavor. Q: Do you think we beat last year's record of how many chickens were spread in a single day? A: No way, this kind of thread is surprisingly good at making the sales rise, I doubt we even got triple digits this time. Q: Why is the FAQ in a spoiler? Or rather, why even make a FAQ? A: Because I didn't want people to know that I didn't buy a single chicken, but I figured someone would ask it, so might as well get it out of the way, but within a spoiler, so not that many people would read it... Hopefully. Q: So... Your FAQ exists to answer only a single question? A: Hai! ^^)7 Q: So why are you still making questions for this? A: Because I like the number 7. Q: What does this have to do with anything? A: We just reached 7 Q&A in this FAQ~ This thread has been sponsored by @Das enterprises, remember to join the rebellion against Tony-chan's evil Lizard Empire, and support the @Get Tony To Tease Parth Fund to spread the @Love for @Cookies throughout the entire world~ Have a nice day! ^^)/
This is all Tony-chan's and Das-kun's fault~ Like, really, I wasn't going to make this thread, it took quite some time to make it... *shivers*
*rolls laughing* That's fair enough~ Now that I think about it, I didn't provide a source of Tony-chan saying she hated the chickens... Let me see if I can find one~
I mean if ur not looking carefully then it really does look like a hat, it doesn't help that there are two little horns on it.... Spoiler: 100% a Chicken-Devil Hat