Discussion in 'Community Games' started by System, Jul 25, 2019.
Let's run the intro first, you eager beaver.
Oof, as the secret last boss in this it pains me to have such airheaded subordinates. As we discussed, you're a goddess now, so you should introduce poor @The Everdistant Utopia 's soul into loli maouhood.
You fucking madman.
Count me in by the way~
I resign myself to the role...
I stares at the glittering shard on the floor, the immaculate soul stored inside rapidly dissipating. It's not my fault, okay? I totally didn't drop the thing by accident. Let's just blame it on the cat. It's not the first time, so it'll probably be fine.
But what to do now, though? That one's supposed to be reborn into the new - I check the document again - "loli maou", whatever that is. The higher up is weird sometimes. I blame the animated cartoon from the other world for that.
Anyway, I'm currently in a pinch. I've just spent my saving on the mortgage for my brand new divine domain so I cannot pay for the recompensation. What to do, they'll confiscate my house if the reincarnation is late again-
-waaait, it just need a soul, don't it? I can just snag a random one, nobody will ever know. Right? Right. Stop looking at me like that Parzival, this is your fault. I'll just go to the back garden and snatch a random soul flying around...
And that is how @The Everdistant Utopia wake up as the latest loli maou.
Just as sudden as the car that crashed at him, light assaulted his eyes as Mob_Character_02 woke up. His body felt unusually uncomfortable, as if he had been squashed and compressed, and he could feel that he had some missing parts and some additional ones. "Wazze 'ell" His mouth was a bit numb yet, so the speech that came out was awkward and sluggish. To top it all off, there was something laying in his lap. A black object laying down, feeling unusually familiar yet foreign to him. "Ah kown...?" Mob_Character_02 mumbled as he picked it up.
"Hello? Hellooo? Are you dead? Disabled? Uncomfortable in any way?"
I try to talk to the loli maou thingy. The BBoss will be here soon so I dont have much time, got to remove evidence fix up any weirdness that comes up. It's common reincarnation problem. So common that most people never heard of it. But it's common, yes? I totally declare it so, so it's true.
"Helloooo? I see you move so you're most definitely alive... perhaps the brain's broca lobe is damaged from the transfer?"
This seem interesting. Can I take part ?
"Ah, 'ello. Who the hell are you?" Mob_Character_02 asked to the stranger. "I'm not dead, nor disabled... I think. Though my body feels uncomfortably compact."
"Okay, I'll just run a series of test. Just to make sure nothing is wrong, you totally have no reason to worry. Alright, can you see the list?"
Exactly six meters ahead of the newly reincarnated, a l*ndolt chart appeared.
"Close your right eye. Starting from the uppermost row, from left to right, please point which side of the circle are open. Ready? Start!"
"Uh... right, left, up, down, up.
Down, right, left, up, down.
Up, left, right, down, left.
Left, up, down, up, right.
Right, down, left, down, up.
Down, right, up, left, right.
Right, left, down, up, left.
Up, down, left, right, down.
Down, right, up, left, up.
After that, I can't see clearly, but I think the first one is left, up, down, right, left. The rest are blurs."
"Same with your left eye, yes?"
I let it repeat. Seems about right. No problem there then. As for next... I materialize a healthcare consultant next to the loli maou.
"It'll measure your blood pressure, pulse, breathing, enzymes, iron, blood sugar, and a myriad of other things I dont want to list at all. So, just sit and relax. It'll be over soon enough."
The consultant looks similar to a shoggoth with way too many needle-tipped tentacles but that should be fine, right? A few prick here, some squeeze there. Nothing major at all!
"Do I really need to do this...?" Looking at the creature, Mob_Character_02 started to sweat cold. "Seriously, do I really, really, really need to do this?!"
"What are you saying? Of course you do! Can't have you dying of leukemia or something as dumb as that a few years down the line. Come on now, chop chop! It won't hurt... much. I think. It shouldn't."
The consultant even said some reassuring words! My Elder Tongue is a bit rusty though, what did it said again? Virgin blood taste the best? No, that can't be right...
Spoiler: Examinations underway
It takes exactly one minute I think? The consultant withdrawn after almost completely engulfing the maou save for the head. The screaming wasn't necessary, it didn't even prick you that much! I can tell!
So? What's the result? As I dispel the health consultant, the examination result filters back. Hmm, seems that the body's in a good condition. Heart rate is shot but it says it's common for first time examination. Well, it's the expert so I'll take its word.
"Well then, seems that you're in perfect health! Oh right, it also recommends a fellow consultant specializing in mental health. Are you feeling well? Need some expert opinion? I'm a generous goddess so I'll pay the fee for you if you want-"
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