To my fujoishi sisters

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  1. pocketbear

    pocketbear !!!!!!!

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    Do you ever analyze your boyfriend/guy friends and determine mentally whether they'd be uke or seme? I realize I've recently started doing so~

    To all non-fudanshi guys that stumbled over here: which do you think you would be, a top or bottom?
    Its an interesting question to ponder.

    If i was a guy id be bottom cuz im so lazyyyyy lol
     
  2. TheUnbreakablePlotArmor

    TheUnbreakablePlotArmor Mt.Tai cannot see me, as you cannot see Mt.tai

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  3. Zx

    Zx Well-Known Member

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    I say this every time I happen upon one of these threads
     
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    lament Well-Known Member

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    LOOOOL stumbled is indeed what I did. I'd prob be top I think?...
     
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  5. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    the topic is in the title, so what is your excuse to keep entering?

    Top, and last joke at 2:53
     
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  6. scriptor

    scriptor 『Sigilmaster』 『Immortal Sage』

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    Rarely do I do so. Mostly because they're so typically male (and straight) that I end up rolling my eyes instead. But I do get the urge to tell them they'd be the bottom in a BL story just to make them cringe. XDDD

    And yeah... I'd probably be a bottom too. I have no arm muscles to speak of and I'm also part of the lazy faction. LOL
     
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  7. Ko

    Ko "The Corrupted Queen"

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    I start sizing up random guys / friends when I joined the BL world.

    And I'm a total S ...
     
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  8. Astaroth

    Astaroth empty

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    Could a gorilla be anything but the top?
     
  9. shianthiestrada

    shianthiestrada Well-Known Member

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    Me and a friend used to do it when we were in high school... I still like yaoi but i guess my craziness has lessen XD
     
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    Zx Well-Known Member

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    Looking at all threads on the homepage?

    What's yours?
     
  11. TotesMyGoats

    TotesMyGoats yeetle the teetle

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    Voyeurism?
     
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  12. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    Obviously the middle, go big or go homo.
     
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  13. DocB

    DocB "I see you, little mouse! Run along"

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    homophobia
     
  14. Nargol

    Nargol Evangelist. Candy-san. Pope of the Cult of Pyoo

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    I could be either.

    I have been, even.
     
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  15. Okoron

    Okoron [Code of conduct]

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    So you roll your eyes at guys because they're straight. Interesting.
     
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    Sizing up all people is what I do because of BL, all characters and all friends and all strangers. Especially when guys are being even remotely intimate with each other, I try my best not to squeal because it's so cute. If I was a dude I'd totally be a power bottom. I mean, I'd be chill with switching occasionally, but I think I'd be a solid neko. (HA! I'm a cat).
     
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  17. jamechi

    jamechi Will pop in once in a while, maybe...

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    Nope I haven't thought of that with any straight friends. With the guys that I know are gay, I sometimes wonder if they're uke or seme and then move on with life... it's not really something I do regularly or often lol. But for @Skyelyne @Matsurika and @Chiaroscuro I dunno....
     
  18. Nyeko

    Nyeko Well-Known Member

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    ...what did I meander into...
     
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    ... curiosity killed this cat x_x
     
  20. Cupcake Ninja

    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    it depends on the sex position used, but i'd be tops. I stick, but i dont get stuck. Get it?