Non-Fic TODAY's NEWS: Hacker Proves Tony is a Pervert

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  1. I had no idea Tony was involved in such things. How awful!

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  2. I had no idea Tony was involved in such things. How spectacular!

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  3. Eh. I knew it all along.

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  4. HA! I TOLD YOU! DIDN'T I TELL YOU!? SEE!?! SEE HOW RIGHT I WAS!?!!

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  1. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    For a long time, I've heard rampant speculation regarding @Tony's sexual preferences. Speculation of his taste in women, men, lolis, pandas, dragons, lizards and even more bizarre things. Speculation on his hobbies, which are said to include stripping and lewd selfie taking, particularly in the shower. Honestly, I've dismissed these claims as totally bogus. @Tony is, of course, nothing less than professional, and eminently respectable. He is most certainly not running the largest harem in the history of the western hemisphere.

    Or so I thought. Recently, however, he was contacted by a hacker. The full details of this contact can be seen below, where I've included the contents of the email for your perusal. The most important part of it, however, is the fact that the hacker carefully tracked @Tony's internet traffic over the past 171 days, and uncovered proof of his unlikely perversion. He has recorded a video detailing this proof, and plans to share it with 12 lucky people.

    Hopefully one of those 12 will post it online, and the rest of us can see it with our own eyes! :blobnosebleed:

    Until then, we must content ourselves with knowledge that this proof exists, and thus everyone who has ever said anything about @Tony's fetishes is thus vindicated. If this means you, then take heart; You were right all along.

    What a shock! :blobpopcorn:

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    Westeller, Apr 28, 2020
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  2. Atl92

    Atl92 [God] [Devil] [Hero] [Monster]

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    God damn, shitposting has evolved over the years.

    :blobpopcorn_cool::blobnobully::blobpopcorn_cool::blobspy::blobpopcorn_cool:
     
    Atl92, Apr 28, 2020
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  3. Parth37955

    Parth37955 NU #3, [Dead Inside], Mid-Boss, Dark Dealer Staff Member

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    I can confirm the above is true.
     
    Parth37955, Apr 28, 2020
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    Hacalyhd Well-Known Member

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    The most important question is: Can @Tony pay in Nuffies instead?
     
    Hacalyhd, Apr 28, 2020
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  5. UnGrave

    UnGrave ななひ～^^

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    Wait, those emails were just supposed to be between the two of us...
     
    UnGrave, Apr 28, 2020
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    To each their fetishes, there is no reason to be surprised or shocked, but getting hacked and recorded while doing it, sure is funny :blobamused:
     
    Deleted member 155674, Apr 28, 2020
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  7. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Probably. I mean, there's always been speculation that nuffies would eventually be interchangeable with bitcoins, given their immense value as a currency. You can do all sorts of things with them, after all, like paying Westeller to use a different avatar, or Tony to tease Parth. Honestly, bitcoins seem less valuable by comparison.
     
    Westeller, Apr 28, 2020
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  8. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    you mean this trolling?
     
    Liyus, Apr 28, 2020
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  9. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    Tony cannot be a pervert if she doesn't even exist.
     
    MangoGuy, Apr 28, 2020
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  10. clmbheat

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    If you are the hacker why are you making it so easy to be found out? The only people that should have access to that email should be the hacker, this Tony person and the government. You clearly are not Tony so...
     
    clmbheat, Apr 28, 2020
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  11. Blitz

    Blitz ⛈️ awakened from the reverie❄️

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    do nuffies count as a valid form of bitcurrency?
    Down with the lood tyrant:blobhero:
     
    Blitz, Apr 28, 2020
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  12. Parth37955

    Parth37955 NU #3, [Dead Inside], Mid-Boss, Dark Dealer Staff Member

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    cause @Tony told us :blobunsure:
     
    Parth37955, Apr 28, 2020
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  13. Liyus

    Liyus Laksha's Desu~ Cat

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    so tony told you he masturbated even before the hacker did? poor hacker....got his plan spoiled even before it's started...
     
    Liyus, Apr 28, 2020
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  14. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    No, no. In hindsight, Tony would never have told us about this terribly shameful email. We really should have come up with a better cover story than "oh, Tony was bragging about his perversion on Discord, like he always does."

    Too late now, I guess...
     
    Westeller, Apr 28, 2020
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    Ah got it. Well good luck to this Tony person!

    Wait now I'm confused, was he hacked or was he bragging about his kinks and fetishes?
     
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  16. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Are those two things even mutually exclusive? Why can't it be both? :hmm:
     
    Westeller, Apr 28, 2020
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    Its time to dethrone Tony-chan :blobhero:
     
    Shem, Apr 28, 2020
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  18. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    This is NUF. His throne just became more secure, if anything... :sweating_profusely:
     
    Westeller, Apr 28, 2020
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  19. elengee

    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    You needed a hacker for that? :blobpeek:
     
    elengee, Apr 28, 2020
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  20. GonZ555

    GonZ555 What i want for christmas is you

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