Tony now recruiting for lessons on flirting!

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  1. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    That's right, folks. Now you, too, can learn to flirt like that silver-tongued devil, @Tony!

    For just three easy payments of $99.99!!

    But wait, apply now and we will completely waive your application fee. That's right!

    You can learn for FREE.

    To sign up, simply state your interest in learning here in this thread, and @Tony will take care of the rest. Don't worry, I have experienced the results of these lessons firsthand and they are breathtaking.

    Apply now, and learn from the one who taught the best!

    And now, a word from our sponsor:
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  2. Tony

    Tony Moderator Staff Member

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    Before I leave for the night, it was a typo. I meant "aren't"

    Good night!
     
  3. Hotato

    Hotato Eternally Confused

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    Right :cautious:
    I believe you :censored:
    Totally were flirting lessons
     
  4. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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  5. BlancFrost

    BlancFrost ❄Middle child: Carm & Dev + Sio's FSIL ❄

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    Night Tony!

    The lessons can continue another day then.
     
  6. Carm

    Carm Drip drop, when will time stop

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    So is this going to be a daily thing?
    West giving out misleading details about Tony?
     
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    Goodnight Tony, you are a great teacher
     
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  8. ReadOrDie

    ReadOrDie already dead

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    ........*sigh. Even mods can shitpost.
     
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  9. wonderer

    wonderer Well-Known Member

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    So what are the lesson on? girl to girl, boy to boy or straight or transgender?
    And on a more serious note, what lessons?
     
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    Night Ghost Well-Known Ghost Member

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    interesting...
    I might join in and transform into raijuu
     
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    Yukino Well-Known Member

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    Like what type of candy to give and what sweet words to tri... err flirt with little girls and boys?
     
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  12. Hotato

    Hotato Eternally Confused

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    1st Tribulation Well-Known Member

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    How long are the lessons valid? And can I transfer the lessons to someone else after applying?
     
  14. MangoGuy

    MangoGuy Rambling Mango

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    First blackjack, and now this. @Tony is definitely a professional scammer.
     
  15. Avagantimos

    Avagantimos Chosen Undead|Bearer of the Curse|Ashen One

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    I'd love to learn how to flirt. I'd even take advice on how to hold a conversation with a girl.
     
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    Then it's time to join Tony's classes
     
  17. alexfilia

    alexfilia Bromance & Fluff <3

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    o.o will there be tests?
     
  18. Westeller

    Westeller Smokin' Sexy Style!! Staff Member

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    Nah. If I did this every day, I'd eventually run out of hard facts and have to make something up.
     
  19. LaDyViL

    LaDyViL New Member Staff Member

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    What time is it?

    Is this perhaps the so-called strategic retreat?
     
  20. qzty

    qzty From normal-fag to F5-er Jack of Spades

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    I don't know how to defend you Boss @Tony ..... Call me if you want someone taken care off, Panda out!
     
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