Discussion Wanna hear a joke?

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  1. ACTS1966

    ACTS1966 Well-Known Member

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    Ok so here's the joke,
    On a farm, in the countryside
    A farmer shows his horse a yellow page book
    The farmers says "hey look at this, you can find anyone you want, look here you can get pilot lessons"
    The horse replied "anyone?"
    The farmer says "yes"
    The horse replies "can I get guitar lessons? I've always wanted to play the guitar."
    The farmer says "yes, look at the book get thelessons"
    The horse says " thanks"
    So the horse phones the teacher "hey I'm looking for guitar lessons, is that ok"
    The teacher replies "sure"
    The horse also says "but there's a problem... I'm a horse"
    The teacher replies "that's ok"
    So within in few months the horse is a pro at guitar.
    While jamming out in the barn, a pig walks up to the horse saying "hey that's amazing how are you doing that?"
    The horse replies "I got lessons"
    The pig asks " hey could I get drum lessons?, I've always dreamed of becoming a drumer"
    The horse says "sure I'll give his phone number"
    The pig phones up the teacher saying "hey I want drum lessons, but the problem is I'm a pig"
    The teacher replies "no problem, I've taught a horse how to play the guitar already so.."
    After another couple of months the pig and horse duo jam out together. This is when the cow walks in saying "hey I think you guys are missing a bassist" and yeah the story repeats.
    Until one day a person driving by hears the jams in the barn and goes to investigate, once he finds the animals jamming out he goes up to them and asks "hey let me sign you a record deal"
    And so the horse on guitar, pig on drums and cow on bass become an instant hit.
    They decide to go on a world tour.
    But the day before the tour the horse gets a letter from the farmer saying his mother had died, y'know a broken ankle and had to be put down.
    So the horse leaves the tour and goes to the funeral. But when he comes out of the funeral chapel he hears that the plane the pig and cow were on had crashed.
    So, sad from his mother dying and band career lost (cause y'know no one wants to hear a horse playing guitar on its own) the horse walks into a bar.
    The bar keeper says "why the long face"
     
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  2. nuubman

    nuubman Russia greatest love machine !

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    Poor horse, is he okay? For some reason I couldn't concentrate on the joke, that's some oscar material there
     
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    Ddraig Frostfire Dragon|Retired lurker|FFF|Loved by RNG

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    Ugh lol. So much setup for that joke.
     
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    UnGrave ななひ~^^

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    I suppose if you make it elaborate enough it can be a good joke again.
     
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    100/10, would read again
     
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    ACTS1966 Well-Known Member

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    Oh yeah sorry the grammar sucks, I'd tried to simplify it otherwise it would have hours to type up the proper joke.
     
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    forecast [Batoto Veteran] [sakurahana veteran]

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    now what would happen if this was a conversation irl and I say "could you repeat that?"

    reminded me about animal farm though, I hate those pigs( in the book not the real one)
     
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    I honestly didn't expect that punchline. Good job.
     
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    this thread is scam.
    i don't hear anything.
     
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    Kaminomikan 神のみ感

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    oh man... I read that the plane crashed with the pig, and I thought of bacon...
     
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    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Not bad, that's quite a bit of effort for this one punchline~
     
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    Slow day on NUF again, eh?
     
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    i wanna hear dad joke
     
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    Silly! Everyone knows pigs don’t fly!

    (Except Geico pigs.)
     
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    I prefer the girlfriend joke
     
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    Bad Storm no thought, head empty

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    Can't help but imagine what'll happen if I hear this joke in person... I'll probably stare long at you and wonder why you made the story so complex :blobrofl:

    Still enjoyed it tho :blob_plusone:
     
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    Still able to make me smile like an idiot in the office:blobowoevil:
     
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    Donutmindme [dounut][Zodiac:Golden snake][PROcrastinator]

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    Bacon and beef...but it’s all charcoal.