Hi I’m the one and only horse prince! I’m looking for a princess Juliet, oh Juliet where art thou? I’m accepting applications right now xD
I'm not applying. But I have a question, what makes a horse fit for romance with a human princess? I'm not sure bestiality is good for your juliet candidate? Though with that thing of a horse... Good luck in bed, Juliet candidate.
Heard it straight from the horse's mouth that Juliet hoofed it when he wouldn't stop horsing around. Kept saying "Neigh!" to her repeated entreaties for him to stop.
Are you going to die at the end to bring the longstanding conflict between your species to a close? Earthlings are so interesting, this Hamster will see how the situation develops from the side.
It's a Hamster Overlord. Hamsters are different from hamsters and the rest of the lowly species of this miserable planet