Resolved Wanted Shota

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  1. xyzVil

    xyzVil Well-Known Member

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    Looking for dedicated detectives who could help us find our missing shota.


    We don't know his nuf username because he didn't tell us, like the wimp that he is.
    You can rest assured, we won't do anything to him after we find him. We're just gonna have a real good bonding time.

    Reward for the first detective to find him was 500ñ, but @VIIrious bumped it up by adding another 500ñ so now the reward for the first one to find him is 1000ñ.

    This might be a little difficult since these are the only clues we have:
    • He might've called himself "Hail" or "Mikhail" here.
    • He draws really well.
    • He's a kid.

    If you find someone with these traits, kindly ask them "what did the mermaid say to the pirate?" Depending on their answer, this is the only way we can confirm that that they are the real Hail.

    If you're sure you've found him, just post in this thread:
    @ Hail's username [Hail's answer to the question]


    Remember guys, this is just for fun. It's okay if we fail to find the shota. He'll probably show himself in later times, anyways he can't hide forever.
     
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    Haha he's really making it hard for us ♡ such a stubborn cutie
     
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  3. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Daoist Heavenly Kimichi

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    :blob_coffee:
    You could probably find him by using the search button
    It's that spyglass at the top of the page, click it and open up the more feature and you can use keywords to track down the 20 y/o shota.
     
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    Archaic Pickle, you know him? Can you kindly tell us his username? This kid, it's not like we're not gonna lock him in a black room or something
     
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    Archaic pickle Daoist Heavenly Kimichi

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    I can only halfway sell him out, not naming names

     
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    o wao, dis place wird :blobpopcorn:
     
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    Those 1000 Nuffies look tempting
     
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    Ikr he could've just told us, but he chose to be a p*ssy
     
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    How much did he bribe you? You give us his name and I'll double it lmao
     
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    If this is weird, then child you haven't seen much of the world smh
     
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    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    I know the username and all . But the real question is do I feel like being a bitch .
     
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    What?
     
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    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    Do I feel like being a bitch and let you guys suffer finding it or do I be a angel and tell you the user.
     
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    I mean you could tell us and get 1k or just fck off tbh
     
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    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    I want that fucking money. This him ? @Mikhail-san .
     
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    Lmao why are you asking? We also don't have a fucking clue, that's why we made this request. There's a lot of @ Mikhail users. Heck his username might not even be Mikhail, it could be Bob or something.

    Why don't you try asking that user "what did the mermaid say to the pirate?" and let us know lmao
     
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    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    Why do you even need a mikhail?
     
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    Good question, we just want someone to toy with :blobamused:
     
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    Bobasis Weeeeee

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    Sounds like some shotacon shit to me
     
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    I mean :blobthinkingsmirk: