I was reading Super gene optimization fluid. the character is fighting some handicapped experts and he says "I beat the elderly, I curse at the deaf and I kick down the widows door." I don't think I remember it right since it was while ago, but I thought it was funny at the time. Tell me your funniest or weird quotes!!
I can't really quote any right off of my head, but if I had to pick one author who has plenty of serious/funny/weird quotes in their writing... Er Gen maybe?
Spoiler I don't know this was a quote or not but "Lin Fan grabbed the corpse with his pitch-black hands and threw it behind him. I will search you good when I have cleaned everyone up." was a really good
Can't really remember what novel it was but I have its quote saved 'The only other time he was this serious was when he guessed ‘3’ as the answer for the last two questions in his college entrance maths exam. Of course, he got both of them wrong. There’s no way he’d get it right when they weren’t even multiple choice questions!'
lol I remembered another quote I liked "Calamity from the heaven can be evaded, but sins created by man can never be."
Oh, there was one that I read in some manga some ages back~ Spoiler: Images {} {} {} I always found this one funny~
This one is from the second manwha I ever read Sun ken rock Spoiler: IMG https://scans-complete.hydaelyn.us/manga/Sunken-Rock/0001-008.png https://scans-complete.hydaelyn.us/manga/Sunken-Rock/0001-009.png https://scans-complete.hydaelyn.us/manga/Sunken-Rock/0001-010.png https://scans-complete.hydaelyn.us/manga/Sunken-Rock/0001-011.png https://scans-complete.hydaelyn.us/manga/Sunken-Rock/0001-012.png https://scans-complete.hydaelyn.us/manga/Sunken-Rock/0001-013.png