Discussion weird sayings you have read in a novel

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  1. aegis062

    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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    I was reading Super gene optimization fluid. the character is fighting some handicapped experts and he says "I beat the elderly, I curse at the deaf and I kick down the widows door."

    I don't think I remember it right since it was while ago, but I thought it was funny at the time.

    Tell me your funniest or weird quotes!!
     
  2. slightofhand

    slightofhand Well-Known Member

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    From Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!
     
  3. NoLongerTheSame

    NoLongerTheSame Well-Known Member

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    I can't really quote any right off of my head, but if I had to pick one author who has plenty of serious/funny/weird quotes in their writing... Er Gen maybe?
     
  4. Tech is life

    Tech is life [Disinterested] [Sleepy]

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    I don't know this was a quote or not but "Lin Fan grabbed the corpse with his pitch-black hands and threw it behind him. I will search you good when I have cleaned everyone up." was a really good
     
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    Epythymy Well-Known Member

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    Can't really remember what novel it was but I have its quote saved

    'The only other time he was this serious was when he guessed ‘3’ as the answer for the last two questions in his college entrance maths exam.
    Of course, he got both of them wrong. There’s no way he’d get it right when they weren’t even multiple choice questions!'
     
  6. Beer_Kitty

    Beer_Kitty Just a very very drunk kitty that likes beer

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    Maybe something from Iron Ladies(manga)
    Or is it just trash translation that made it more confusing.
     
  7. aegis062

    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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    lol
    I remembered another quote I liked "Calamity from the heaven can be evaded, but sins created by man can never be."
     
  8. AliceShiki

    AliceShiki 『Ms. Tree』『Magical Girl of Love and Justice』

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    Oh, there was one that I read in some manga some ages back~

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    I always found this one funny~
     
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    aegis062 Chaotic Demon Emperor

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