Question What do Chinese Authors have against the heavens ?

Discussion in 'Novel General' started by mja, Apr 2, 2019.

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Did the heavens Cuck Chinese Writers

  1. Yes

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  2. No

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  3. Chinese writers don't have girls in the first place

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  1. mja

    mja Well-Known Member

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    Pierce the heavens, Shatter heavens, Devour the heavens I mean chillax dudes what did the heavens ever do to you you make it seem like the heavens just cucked you or something.

    Edit: it's an april fools shitpost don't take this seriously
     
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  2. Worldrefrain

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    I rate this shitpost at about a 2/5
     
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    maosatella Well-Known Member

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    This is why i love the internet
     
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  4. mja

    mja Well-Known Member

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    I rate this comment two cucks out of 5 cucks
     
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  5. Sircus

    Sircus [Well-Known God]

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    It´s probably connected to culture and religion, here in the west we have the creation telling of how we gained free will in the garden of eden and all the problems that come with it.

    As Christianty wasnt really a hit in the East Im guessing the heaven is at fault when bad things happen compared to the Western perspective. Ofc that would lead to quite the rage against "the heavens" as you put it. Im just guessing with this conjecture though.
     
  6. fuzor100

    fuzor100 Standby mode...

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    The king is son of heaven.
     
  7. Wyrede

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    CN immortals is what you get when you gave gangsters, thugs and mafia power up to 12

    The heavens might as well be the society order.
     
  8. MiyaMira

    MiyaMira Jobseeking Sloth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Certified Imouto

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    Heaven in Chinese can also mean the sky. I guess it just a metaphor of going against something taller than what you can reach. idk
     
  9. Nneeil

    Nneeil CEO of Vaginal Plugs Ltd

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    I wonder if there is any Chinese cultivation hentai called "Fucking The Heavens" or something along those lines. It makes me laugh thinking about a guy trying to pierce his penis through the sky...

    I'd read it though...
     
  10. Kalto

    Kalto [Somewhat meticulous]

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    Threads like this are why I like this website :blobrofl:
     
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    Because most Chinese authors are thirsty teenagers? :sweating_profusely:
    It's not enough r*ping villains of the story, they want to do that to heaven too? :blobcatblush::blobcatblush:
     
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  12. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Cocooned in a Life transition

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    The heavens are more forgiving, if they went against hell, there would be no turning back.
     
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    Frog in the well besides the heavens
     
  14. GDLiZy

    GDLiZy Wise Deepsea Mermaid

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    You know, when heaven actively sends down lightning that could kill you before you finish your cultivation, you might hate it.
     
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    The 'heavens' are an analogy for the chinese communist party.

    Yeah, I know.
     
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    You my good sir, have quite the imagination....