Discussion What fantasy creature do you reincarnate as? Redux

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  1. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Tonylicous】【Elder Fox of NUF】

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    OK! It's been months since I made the last thread, so let's see if your terrible ideas have gotten better over time!

    Now I'm not insulting the intelligence or trying to bully of you all. I'm sure your all very bright and intelligent people who have graduated Middleschool and left thier chuuni behind. I'm just trying to show you your ideas....thier mega doo doo.

    With that being said, I'm sure you will all find some way not to be farmed for EXP and sweet sweet LOOT by adventurers. And remember, it doesn't matter how strong you are, there's always some completionist who absolutely WILL kill you and add your Dragon Skull to thier 13th mansion.

    Who knows, maybe you can survive by asking him not to kill you and be his personnel maid. However, that just means that instead of dying, your now going to be another part of his/her(Dont judge!) RomCom.

    Now pardon me while I go tell Dave the paper work guy that this world is about to become the home of humans from another world who don't know anything about Game Balance. Also, I'm gonna get him some anti-acids....meh...I'll ask Toru to go get them.
     
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  2. Kalto

    Kalto [ Somewhat meticulous ]

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    Hey mate, be honest, here you don't want to be normal (forget about what you do in real life) you are here because you want to be a 'chuuni', you want to talk crazy :blobsweat_2:
    And speaking of crazy, I want to be a titan like those from the roman myths :blob_thor:
     
  3. Vilidious

    Vilidious Well-Known Member

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    The first fantasy creature to pop into my mind was Cthulhu.

    Have a nice harem with a Cthulhu in a maid dress to drive you to insanity... just like a real (JP novel) girl.
     
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  4. ahuramagina

    ahuramagina Former Hero Kitty, doing a lot of selfie

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    Samurai Hero cat. Like my avatar.
    Since i'm only a Hero cat, i wanna change jobs to a hero with samurai job set.

    And gonna say omaewa wo shinderu or something...
     
  5. Elkon

    Elkon Well-Known Member

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    Hydra: there are many variations possible from the lemurian hydra to the classic fantasy hydra to an aquatic hydra so no matter what the situation there is a body suited for it. The hydra is generally seen as a many headed scaled quadrupedal with a extreme form of hyper regeneration that has the Hydra regrowing heads during a fight.
    1. Hyper regeneration: who would not want that?
    2. Fire is only a weakness for certain types of hydras while others have no actual weakness
    3. Multiple angles of attack with multiple heads and a tail
    4. Potential to spit poison
    5. In certain mythologies is stronger than dragons
    6. No one would be bothered to kill me after a while because I would be stupidly hard to kill for what I am worth due to the body materials not being as good as a dragons while being comparable in difficulty to kill
    7. Early life it would be hard to kill me unless eaten whole
    8. Potentially multiple brains to work on problems together
    9. Can sleep in shifts with other heads and have a head constantly looking behind me to prevent sneak attacks
    10. The vast majority of magic would not be strong enough to do jack all to me unless it is something along the lines of time magic or oxygen deprivation
    11. I ever get enslaved or trapped I can remove the trapped body part/ have a accident where the head with the slave collar is removed and be fine afterwards.
    And that is why I would like to be reincarnated as a Hydra.
     
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  6. TiggerBane

    TiggerBane Always asleep yep yep yep| Canidae lover

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    A mixture between a white tiger a hydra and a basilisk I feel.
     
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    ongoingwhy Well-Known Member

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    I want to reincarnate into a cat and live the good life. :aww:
     
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    Kung-fu panda. .

    Goofing off, eating and fighting all the time...
     
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    djsosonut Well-Known Member

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    I'd like to be reborn as a sentient airborne virus that's magic resistant that kills it's host after hibernating for about a week to a 2 years. They live longer if they get away from my core consecration or I just when need that vector to lay low. I guess I could eventually evolve into a more symbiotic relationship, but i'm sure at first there just be a bunch of mass killings. I'm not a people person.
     
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  10. BeardyRABBIT

    BeardyRABBIT <Not a Rabbit>

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    Be An Invisible Dragon!!!!
     
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  11. MagneticMagnet

    MagneticMagnet Active Member

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    Dragon. There is simply no other option for me.
     
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  12. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Tonylicous】【Elder Fox of NUF】

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    Unfortunatly, the Protagonist needs to look cool. So he decided to go kill this unkillable Hydra that's been scaring everyone.
     
  13. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Tonylicous】【Elder Fox of NUF】

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    Farmed by Adventurers
     
  14. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Tonylicous】【Elder Fox of NUF】

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    I deeply respect your answer dear sir!
     
  15. Twilight Fox

    Twilight Fox 【Tonylicous】【Elder Fox of NUF】

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    Farmed by Adventurers
     
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    Twilight Fox 【Tonylicous】【Elder Fox of NUF】

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    At least you don't wanna be a Hydra, which apperantly seems to be the flavor of EXP today.

    You'll probably live a happy life. Just don't go near humans...
     
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    I think that was an actual anime. :facepalm:
     
  18. Lewisking50

    Lewisking50 Voidseeker, King of literally nothing

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    If you can go dragon, go dragon. Nothing is better than snacking on some foolish mortals in the morning...
     
  19. Relken

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    Giant deep sea starfish.
    Regeneration, no blood, a ton of arms, an extremely tough outer body due to the deep depth and so long as enough of my body gets away I'll be fine. Also tons of spines.
     
  20. Bias

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    A malboro.

    Bad breath with every status effect in existence? - check
    tentacles - check
    Multiple eyes - check
    Can fly - check
    tentacles -check
     
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