What happens if I punch you?

If he/she is close enough to do that and for no good reason, I'm grabbing the collar and aiming for the eyes.

 

I didn't report I figured it would be a waste of time with all the cases that happens there. So I just cried and moved on lol

 

Just cried and moved on.... You should've launched a full-out investigation! Be like,"You punch me, I ruin your life!" or said some other chunni phrase...

 

Don’t worry I wouldn’t go around randomly kicking children. And no child is going to attack me. Probably.

 

Wahaha well, I would like to do that

But if I'm gonna be super honest, then I felt liks even if I would report, I would have been blamed. (ie: why use my phone) So I didn't want to go through that (I probably wouldn't be able to find my phone anyway) and I just wanted to go home Especially as it was pretty late back then.

 

i would commit. suicide and allow some random person from a planet where spiritual energy is a thing transmigrate into my corpse and then let him do his own thing until he revisits the man who punched me and lets him trash talk him for a few chapters and then faceslap him and steal his girlfriend and then castrate him and then eliminate his nine generations

 

@Agentt might.... he'd say he was trying to propose to you...

was the phone expensive? Because I just found a few suspects who've stolen some phones in the past 10 years on my computer files... @Agent, we need more people.

 

So far, almost everyone has voted for attacking the person that attacked them. How violent. Why can’t everyone just be a coward and run away like me?

 

Because we are strong men, women, anything in between, and not a loli like you are, @Napelynn.....

 

I feel like being the random stranger that attacks you.

 

Police Captain? We've found a potential suspect. If I ever die one day, make sure to keep an eye on this person called @Napelynn! Alright? Good!

 

Well it was~ but it has seen its years

 

I don't fight, I'm scared of bodily harm the most

What if I break a bone QAQ

 

If YOU break a bone, deal with it. If you break the attacker's bone or bones, put it in your achievement books or book. Pretty good suggestion, right? XD

 

Hahahah that's so convincing

 

My best speech ever! Even better than the one I gave to my dog about why he's named DOGE! Right?

 

You named your dog doge? You deserve to be attacked by a stranger for that.

 

Can you link for comparison

 

It's pronounced Dee Oh Gee. But, that was me naming my dog that died 15 years ago. Not the ones I have yet....

RIP

 

...Ha ha ha. The bones in my hand would break before my attacker's bones did.
So my bones will get broken 10/10 times and then I go to the hospital to cry until I faint and then I have to dish out tons of hospital fees. Sounds pretty bad, right?