Discussion What if hot dogs are actually made of dogs?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bad Storm, Sep 8, 2019.

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Have you tried dog meat?

  1. Yup

    14.3%
  2. Nope

    60.4%
  3. The f*ck...

    37.4%
  4. It actually taste normal...

    7.7%
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  1. abewan

    abewan 〘Nishikigoi Dungeon〙

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    Juicy Lucy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  2. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Fun fact. HIV did not come into existence because two guys put their dicks into each other's anus. It existed when SIV from monkeys were transfered into humans via eating monkey meats. Yes, you can thank those guys in Africa and Brazil for AIDS.
     
  3. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Slacking Researcher」

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    I heard the story was related to men fucking monkeys... those sick fucks. Though this explanation makes sense.
     
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  4. ludagad

    ludagad Addicted to escapist novels

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    So after spending 4 hours tossing and turning in bed, I opened the browser to look for over the counter drugs to help me sleep, and in the meantime opened NU, only to see this forum topic on the front page. And it somehow fits my tired 6 am mind. I haven't eaten dog meat and I find the idea weird. However, if you find yourself and your dog trapped somewhere for a long time without food and water, would you rather eat your dog, or watch it die of starvation and starve yourself? I still haven't decided.
     
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  5. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    It's actually a good meat. It has deeper taste than pork. You can try eating bear meat if you want to know how dog meat taste. They're quite similar.
     
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  6. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Slacking Researcher」

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    What would come to mind is. Would the dog eat you or would you eat the dog?
     
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  7. reagents 11

    reagents 11 disaster personified

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    You're not mistaking it with cat meat ?
     
  8. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Definitely not. Ai-chan watched it being roasted. Cat meat is worse, they rot almost immediately after they're dead.
     
  9. Invisalats

    Invisalats The Bearded One

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    I don't believe it'd make a difference to me if hot dogs were made if dog meat if the taste was the same or similar. Although I'm not about to try cannibalism another edible animal is on my menu pretty much
     
  10. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm »If you need me, I'm here«

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    Personally, I think me and the dog would end up with mutual destruction: both dying.
     
  11. Femme Fatale

    Femme Fatale | Lady Schrodinger | Sublime Goddess Of Chance |

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    Could you eat this? I don't think so. ^.^
     
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  12. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Studyin' ~ Workin'~ Translatin'~

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    Unpopular opinion, but apparently there are dog meat farms around the world. The scale varies, but there are people who consider dog meat a delicacy.

    If the establishment of a sausage factory made of dog meat were to open.

    I'd probably try it, just to try it. If its delicious I'd probably eat it.
     
  13. Omnicast

    Omnicast Well-Known Member

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    Imagine if spam was actually made from real online/offline spam?! Every bite is filled with advertising goodness! :aww:

    ENLARGE YOUR *BEEP* NOW! LOANS LOANS LOANS! Feeling lonely click here and find a friend today :bloblove:! I'm Jace senior agent with the FBI, we've been monitoring your net traffic and the results we've found have been quite... disturbing... please contact us at ***-***-**** so we can quickly resolve this asap. :blobspy:

    Yeah, no thanks. Not gonna eat spam ever again if that was what every bite was like. :facepalm:

    Edity: I forgot! THE PRINCE OF NIGERIA! :blobxd:
     
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  14. Kuro_0ni

    Kuro_0ni Studyin' ~ Workin'~ Translatin'~

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    Well local favorites

    Manapua - meatbun with pork
    Chicken Longrice - rice noodles with chicken
    Kalua pork - basically pulled pork / shredded pork
    Ahi Poke'- raw yellow fin tuna
    Spam musubi - Spam wrapped with rice and nori


    Most of the time the Hawaiian food naming sense includes the main ingredient.
     
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  15. reagents 11

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    Probably small dog ? The taste are deeper than pork. Cat taste sour and tangy. As for the piss brine marinated meat taste I'm quite sure it can only be rat's.
     
  16. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Oh yes, the taste is stronger, sure, and you can hear yourself chewing it. It's an interesting meal and texture, but it's not a taste Ai-chan can like. Don't know what it's marinated with but Ai-chan wasn't prepared to ask.
     
  17. GoldenGoddess

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    good to know
     
  18. Arbelbyss

    Arbelbyss 「Slacking Researcher」

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    Hey, I edited that twice. The way it was before made it sound like I was both a cannibal and a dog eater... It also makes me sound like I have twisted morals ;_;
     
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  19. Anra7777

    Anra7777 All powerful magic grammar hamster queen pirate.

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    I thought it seemed different from what I remembered originally reading. :blobrofl:
     
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  20. userunfriendly

    userunfriendly A Wild Userunfriendly Appears!

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    I thought they already were...:whistle::ROFLMAO: