What is a Lemonfairy and why you shouldn't eat it

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Lemonfairy, Jun 24, 2019.

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Will you try to eat a Lemonfairy in the future?

  1. No, of course not. I don't want to explode into confetti.

    13.8%
  2. Definitely not. I want my tooth enamel to stay intact.

    4.6%
  3. I'll try not to. They sound delicious but I don't think it's worth dying for.

    10.8%
  4. I really want to eat a Lemonfairy but I'm scared after knowing the truth.

    13.8%
  5. I don't care about the consequences. I will eat a Lemonfairy even if it kills me.

    40.0%
  6. I'm going to eat a Limefairy instead. They're definitely safer to consume.

    13.8%
  7. This is a big decision to make on the spot. Can you ask me again later?

    21.5%
  8. Can I get fries with that?

    60.0%
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  1. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖The Lemonator ♥〗

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    A Lemonfairy is basically a magical sprite that spontaneously forms from a lemon.
    It is not known how or why such a strange thing occurs and the incidence of it occurring is close to 0.
    However, it can be said that lemonfairies are real and really do exist, despite their scarcity in numbers.

    Contrary to popular belief, a Lemonfairy is NOT edible.
    Although they originated from lemons, it is unwise to just take them as a mutated versions of lemons.
    Unlike lemons, a Lemonfairy has sentience and will attack those who it thinks will harm it.

    But the biggest difference between a lemon and a Lemonfairy is that a Lemonfairy is full of sparkly magic.
    A Lemonfairy contains high concentrations of deadly sparkly magic that is toxic to consume.
    If you were to ingest a Lemonfairy, the strong sparkly magic contained within it will cause you chronic indigestion and in some severe cases, make you explode into sparkly confetti.

    It is also highly advisable that you do not chew a Lemonfairy.
    Lemonfairies taste very sour and are not at all appetizing.
    Also, the citric acid that they bleed will wear away the enamel on your teeth and leave you prone to tooth decay.

    I hope that this thread has been helpful and informative.
    If you have any questions, feel free to ask them in the comments below.
    And remember to think thrice before trying to eat a Lemonfairy next time.

     
  2. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    So what you're saying is that we should feed lemonfairies to our enemies?
     
  3. Daisydacrazy

    Daisydacrazy Lurking’s Friend + Inconsistent sleeper

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    However they are good with fries :blobhero:
     
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  4. Daisydacrazy

    Daisydacrazy Lurking’s Friend + Inconsistent sleeper

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    no no. Just be immune to all her strongly magic thingy and heal fast. In actuality, lemons are quite delicious if you ignore the pain and acid
     
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  5. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖The Lemonator ♥〗

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    Maybe? :hmm:
     
  6. xtremeloldude

    xtremeloldude the slime guy

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    this is lemonfairy propaganda
    While they are indeed sour, their sparkly magic is not toxic, it just gives you bad gas
     
  7. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖The Lemonator ♥〗

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    There is no immunity against sparkly magic :cookie:
     
  8. starwarscards

    starwarscards Well-Known Member

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    "explode into sparkly confetti"... Time to see what Lemonfairy taste like! :p
     
  9. Moonpearl

    Moonpearl Professional Yuri Girl ❀ [Yuri Garden Creator]

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    Lemons are definitely delicious. Ah, now I want lemons...

    Excellent~! How would you like to be cooked?
     
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  10. DocB

    DocB [dok-bee] Burn

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    So what you are saying is

    "when life gives you lemons, make lemon fairy all protein milkshake"
     
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  11. Nyamsus

    Nyamsus Not Very Well-Known Member

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  12. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 Well-Known Member

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    25th bamm Active Member

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    Can you cook out the poison?
     
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  14. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖The Lemonator ♥〗

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    It is toxic:
    Please do not pass off the results from vigorous research as mere propaganda! :facepalm:
    Such an act will endanger the lives of many innocent people! :blobcat_rawr:
     
  15. Daisydacrazy

    Daisydacrazy Lurking’s Friend + Inconsistent sleeper

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    But I’m still alive after I turned you into a cream puff
    ahh~~ you should try some of the lemon cream puffs I made a long time ago. I used Lemonfairy and they were delicious
     
  16. BigBadBoi

    BigBadBoi Well-Known Member

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    That just makes me want to eat them more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
     
  17. DragonMage18

    DragonMage18 Well-Known Member

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    There are multiple waus to eat something (@Lemonfairy inkluded).
    So even if one way resoults in death, what about the other way?
     
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  18. 25th bamm

    25th bamm Active Member

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    I feel like that was a joke waiting to happen
     
  19. mrawesome69

    mrawesome69 Well-Known Member

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    it was so easy i just had to do it
     
  20. Lemonfairy

    Lemonfairy 〖The Lemonator ♥〗

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    unfortunately not :blobsad:
    researchers are still trying to create an antidote but so far, no significant progress has been made
     
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