What is a Lemonfairy and why you shouldn't eat it

I look... and all I see is a way to make murder glitter.


I want glitter.

*squeezes lemonfairy for magic deadly sparkles*

 

What about taking non leathal dose of the poison and slowly addapt to it?

 

Ah man! Then what should I do with this lemonfairy?

 

So you're saying that a Lemonfairy is good to hug but one should not devour it? Uh huh, makes sense. But I already give hugs once in a while.

 

@Lemonfairy are you a trap?

I been wondering.

 

Oh that’s a good idea!

 

i only saw mold coming out of a lemon.........are you telling me a lemonfairy = mold?

 

Just shove a stick up her butt and grill like yakitori.

 

I pretty sure that a kamen rider is not a fairy, especially that one
And speaking of which, this thread made me hungry, I never thought of fairies as food, but this Lemonfairy thingy sounds appetizing
So, is it real? if so where can buy one?

 

I don't think turning the Lemonfairy into a cream puff neutralize the sparkly magic

 

Are you talking about this lemon?

 

don't worry i eat limes only

 

It's impossible to adapt because sparkly magic is very volatile.
It's possible to take non-lethal doses, but what that would be varies from person to person and also changes randomly with time so it's almost impossible to purposefully achieve.
That said, if somehow you do end up successfully ingesting a non-lethal amount of Lemonfairy, you will still feel extreme discomfort from indigestion that may or may not be accompanied by the side-effect of expulsion of pink gas from the digestive tract.

 

That's racism bruh.

 

Heat has no effect on sparkly magic.
They're still researching on whether freezing would be effective or not.

 

They're too rare so you can't buy them.
You'd have to hunt one down in the wild yourself.

 

Bummer
Because I wanted to make Lemon fairy cakes