What is a Lemonfairy and why you shouldn't eat it

I've heard of chefs with the lemonfairy-preparing license. It's harder to get than the fugu-preparing license but it definitely exists.

 

I’ve heard sparkly magic is used in WMD production..

 

Why not i eat lemonfairy and limefairy both together with fries and then that will taste good

 

Whoever orders that dish must be courting death!
(also I'm pretty sure selling a Lemonfairy as a delicacy is illegal due to the high mortality rate after consumption)

 

This must be why people don't eat WMD productions

 

RIP

 

Eh? I'm pretty sure it's a popular dish among the elite though. One of the more popular ways to eat a lemonfairy is tying them to a table and eating them alive. Since lemonfairies can quickly recover any injury if you feed them sugar, you can easily feed over a hundred people with just one lemonfairy.

 

From the looks of it, I assume you haven't even read the original post smh

Please don't spout nonsense without doing research in the future

 

Everyone knows that's just propaganda spread by the elite. Lemonfairies are edible as long as a chef with the lemonfairy-preparing license handles them.

 

Another misguided sheep that belittles the truth as propaganda

I will repeat what I said to the other sheep:

 

I don't know, it's pretty suspicious that your username is actually Lemonfairy... Maybe this "research" that you're publishing is fabricated to discourage us from eating lemonfairies. Are you actually a lemonfairy?

 

I think my username gives me more credibility actually
It takes a Lemonfairy to know lemonfairies

The information I publish really is meant to discourage you from eating lemonfairies but it is all for the sake of making everyone aware of the dangers that come with it.

This post can potentially save lives!

 

According to statistics, more people die from falling down the stairs every year than from eating lemonfairies. Therefore, it's safer to eat lemonfairies than using the stairs. So, you're a lemonfairy?

 

*nom nom* i knew it *nom nom* lemonfairy is *nom nom* tasty though i wonder *nom nom* what is this pain *nom cough nom* i feel *cough nom cough* in my ch.e..s...t.......

 

Your conclusion cannot be reasonably deduced from that statistic

The reason that more people die from falling down the stairs is likely due to how rare it is for a Lemonfairy to come into existence.
There are so few lemonfairies in existence that they are borderline extinct.

The fact that more people die from stairs, then, is because there are many more stairs than there are lemonfairies and not because the latter is safer than the former.

 

So it's the old it's magic so you can't do anything against it argument. Booooooooooooring.
Since the poison is made of magic you could use magic to cunter the poison! Or just make an antidote.

 

*eats you every night*

 

The risk is still worth taking since lemonfairies are delicious.

 

You're missing the point.
It's not because it's magic, but because it's nature is volatile.
Also, as I've mentioned before, they are currently working on an antidote to counter the sparkly magic but its strange properties make progress difficult.