Discussion What is most likely?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Jojo775, Jul 18, 2019.

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  1. Being summoned

    3 vote(s)
    3.7%

  2. Kicked into another dimension

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Toileted to another dimension

    2 vote(s)
    2.5%

  4. Becoming a magical girl

    3 vote(s)
    3.7%

  5. Falling in love with Trump

    4 vote(s)
    4.9%

  6. Becoming friends with Putin

    4 vote(s)
    4.9%

  7. Becoming a harmless tentacle monster

    2 vote(s)
    2.5%

  8. Breaking an AI with our perversions

    18 vote(s)
    22.2%

  9. One punch training is real!

    3 vote(s)
    3.7%

  10. One punch diet even more!!!

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  11. Alt dimension you is even worse

    6 vote(s)
    7.4%

  12. Slipping on a bannana peal

    21 vote(s)
    25.9%

  13. Alien-chan won't talk to us coz first contact was attempted rape

    3 vote(s)
    3.7%

  14. Living without pizza

    12 vote(s)
    14.8%

  15. Finding a bride within 5 years

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Jojo775

    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    Valid message.
     
    Jojo775, Jul 18, 2019
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    Never eaten a pizza my whole life,
    I can safely say it's the most likely
     
    PotatoZero, Jul 18, 2019
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    Yeah, I'm going with slipping on the banana peal.
     
    coward, Jul 18, 2019
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    What? How? Why? Srsly, where do you live? Is pizza bad or not popular there? Are you intolerant to gluten or lactose?
     
    Jojo775, Jul 18, 2019
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    You poor man...
    Do you need a hug?
     
    Neiden, Jul 18, 2019
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    Given I'm very reclusive and keep to myself, alternate dimension me is infinitely worse.

    They probably even initiate conversation with other people in person.
     
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    Eruxol Du-sollst――Dies irae

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    Heresy.jpg
     
    Eruxol, Jul 18, 2019
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    Slipping on a banana peal, I cant live without pizza
     
    Living Dream, Jul 18, 2019
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  9. OverlyFriendly

    OverlyFriendly I should do something about

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    Eating pizza.
    It took me nearly a decade before I had my first pizza.
    And the rest sound clearly delusional and unrealistic

    Slipping on a banana peel? Maybe in Mario kart, sure.
     
    OverlyFriendly, Jul 18, 2019
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  10. Bakaturq

    Bakaturq Tell me, what do you see?

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    Haha, for me, it's i've never "bought" a pizza my whole life. All my pizza experiences were in parties or events
     
    Bakaturq, Jul 18, 2019
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    Context please. Me-no-understand. (Seriously~)
     
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    Negiomi Idiot | Grandurr's

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    A person really can slip on a banana peel... I've been there and done that... It leaves banana-residue all over the floor and you would have to clean it...
     
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    When I tried to post the thread it said please enter a valid message, so I did.
     
    Jojo775, Jul 18, 2019
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    It’s a toss up between the banana and Trump.

    I wonder how many jokes start off like that?
     
    Cutter Masterson, Jul 18, 2019
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    Beer_Kitty Just a very very drunk kitty that likes beer

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    Slipping on banana peel. Already did that in college.
    Was sick at that time and slipped on a banana peel near the bin.
     
    Beer_Kitty, Jul 18, 2019
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    Jojo775 Honorary Algae Knight

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    Well I don't follow such jokes really, though I'm sure the net is drowning in Trump jokes. I do know the actual toss up was between a turd sandwich and a giant douche.
    Did your disease mutate the banana peal?
     
    Jojo775, Jul 18, 2019
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    Dramen, Jul 18, 2019
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    That actually happened to me at one time. Believe me I look around really hard to make sure no one saw it.
     
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    Valid message? What is that? How come I never saw that? All I got was an error for no thread title. This is the first of hearing such a function here.
     
    Lazriser, Jul 18, 2019
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    "Breaking an AI with your perversions".

    Just fuck up the neural network learning and voila. It's not like Alexa or Siri won't output the pervy jokes if fed enough lewd info habit. :blobcatcop:

    PS:
    I remembered this one after reading your post, it was at the back of my head but couldn't seem to recall it. That was hilarious tho :blobsmilehappyeyes:
     
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