What is your worth in goat dowry?

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  1. Tramsloof

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    Calculate your worth in goats. And let me share what happened with me...lol, greed had me.

    I took the test for the first time, honestly answering everything. And this was my result,
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    I was getting her sister too (my bride's). This had me thinking, that I could definitely improve my score if I lie a little, maybe I could get more sisters...

    My score did improve, here is what happened,
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    I lost the sister. Damn!
     
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    MasterCuddler Handsome Chicken

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    Girls don't like lies
     
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    I'm worth 6 goats :(
    But hey that's at least 6 more then what I was expecting.
     
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  4. Tramsloof

    Tramsloof Quarter Erudite

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    Lol,

    Maybe all of them were two sisters in total, since I was brutally honest in the first one.
     
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    "You're the coolest guy around"... How many goats is that god dammit!
     
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    Lol, still I got the sister.

    After all, there are only so many things you can do with goats.

    But too many with sisters....
     
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    elengee Daoist Ninefaps

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    What if i'm marrying the goat though?
     
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  8. WeiFish

    WeiFish Eccentric Grey Sword 『WW Vet.』

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    I got George Clooney straight up... but I'm a student, I didn't even pick lawyer or what not. Huh...
     
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    WeiFish Eccentric Grey Sword 『WW Vet.』

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    Get as many goats as you can for a harem.
     
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    You are marrying too many goats then, irrespective of their gender too.

    Kinky man eh...
     
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    9. You're almost the coolest guy around!
     
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    arrogantyoungmaster 20 Nuf = 1 face slap to make your day better

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    9. You're almost the coolest guy around!

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    Damn guys Im worth a lot and I didnt lie
     

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    [Your goat worth is:
    5. You're average. There's nothing wrong with average (except everything).]

    Just marrying 5 goats and that seems to be the average.
     
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    7, apparently many father's would give up their goats for me
     
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    I was the almost dammit if only you werent there
    EDIT:and maybe all the almost too
     
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    Well that's what I expected.. Still I choose Oyako Donburi
     
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    9. You're almost the coolest guy around!
    Why is everybody getting 9 goats tho?
     
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    Not this guy though, all he wants are goats,

     
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  20. Shance

    Shance 『Trying to evade the wall in the front』『Failing』

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    Whats the use of being a cool 9 if I don't get the sister?!
     
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