Discussion What would be your final words to your arch-nemesis before you send them off to oblivion?

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  1. Mount Tai Unleashed

    Mount Tai Unleashed This one has tai but can't see mount eyes

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    As you gaze down contemptuously at your dying arch-nemesis, you raise your weapon in preparation for the the final strike, the blow which would end their futile existence; you say-

    What would you say? Would you be one of those monologuing villains with a lengthy speech? Or maybe quote the bible like jules from pulp fiction? Or maybe keeping it simple with a simple, "Die!"

    I know what I'd say..
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  2. Bad Storm

    Bad Storm »And I wonder why I tear myself down«

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    I would stab first before saying anything. Then another stab and another one. You know, just to make sure...

    though that said, I don't wanna say anything...I'm afraid I'd jinx it and the cockroack of an archenemy would suddenly live again.
     
  3. Mr Popo

    Mr Popo An awesome genie that doesn't grant wishes

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    Game over, now, rest XD
     
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  4. RyreGruel

    RyreGruel Well-Known Member

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    But oblivion is too good for them, why can’t I send them to launch day fallout 76 instead.

    :p
     
  5. sweed

    sweed l.o.v.e.m.u.f.f.i.n.

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    I'd first destroy their weapon and then say:,, Your weapon appears to be broken. Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
     
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    ANonMouse Well-Known Member

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    interesting tidbit, did you know that shivs made in prison aren't very good at killing anyone? You can be stabbed a hundred times and only die from blood loss if left unattended too long.

    Anyways, I'd let him know how I'm going to torture all his loved ones as I suffocate him to death with his own pillow. I might not actually go through with it, but if saying it causes him extra anguish as he flails his last, it'd briing me joy.
     
  7. Kadmos1

    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    Mine would be this: "Shame on Rupert Murdoch for selling off most of the Fox Empire, for the USDOJ permitting a semi-monopoly, and Disney for buying. 1000s of lay-offs are not worth it. Uncle Walt and film producer William Fox would not approve of this merger."
     
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  8. gyan7

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    I don't know if I'd really send anyone off. It would be ideal to simply deprive them off their powers or abilities and just make them less than ordinary so that they won't bother others.

    But if I did, I'd probably fold my hands and pray for them. "May you be a better person in your next life!" before sending them off!
     
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  9. Ai chan

    Ai chan Queen of Yuri, Devourer of Traps, Thrusted Witch

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    Ai-chan wouldn't say much. Ai-chan would just say, "Thanks for your mom/sister/daughter." And then pull the trigger. Mindfuck him for the last time.
     
  10. Bright_Lucky_Star

    Bright_Lucky_Star [Previously Known as OrdinaryUser] The Blessed One

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  11. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    The least I can do is to explain I don't have anything against him, I needed somebody to toy with and he was convenient.

    Is what would be cool to say but IRL I'd probably grasp my knife with trembling hands, cry my eyes out and wet their T-Shirt, and desperately plead to them that there is still a chance, they can reform and we can go back to being a family if they only remove the pineapple from the cheese fondue.
     
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    Kadmos1 Well-Known Member

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    @Baldingere: Something that is legally-questionable and disgusting morally but a personal like is quite the contradiction!
     
  13. Mnotia

    Mnotia The Trash Man

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    Why tf would I be talking? Their my arch-nemesis; Im gonna be launching a nuke at that fucker. I dont want him stabbing me while i do a fucking monologue.
     
  14. Zeusomega

    Zeusomega M.D of Olympus Pvt Ltd. Seeking [Boltzmann brain]

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    Well if time is able to stop for a sec and give me time to say some parting words

    "You have kept me entertained long enough...go in peace"
     
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  15. Baldingere

    Baldingere Roseau pensant

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    A contradiction? Law, morale and personnal taste can differ tho? An example in this case would be marrying your sibling.
     
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    Alexcia [Your Mommy]

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    Simply this: "Finally, I've reached the day where I don't need to see your fuxking shitty face. Ah~just how beautiful the world is after you're dead, HAHAHAHAAH (villain's laugh).
     
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    applebeans Well-Known Member

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    Nothing.
    agitate them, expose all my plans, making them hate me and giving them chance to reborn?

    nope

    I don't know anything. :blobpeek:
     
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    sjmcc13 Well-Known Member

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    Don't forget to write.
     
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    ongoingwhy Pomu

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    Ask if they have any last words and then kill them before they can finish. :blobpeek:
     
  20. Bobasis

    Bobasis Boobasstits

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    Probably just a fuck you