Discussion What would you do if your pet(s) turned into a humanoid?

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I'd firstly give my three cats a good spanking, followed by asking them three questions. Male Cat A, why do you keep tooting into my face when you turn around on my lap? Male Cat B, why can't you stay off the counters after constantly spraying you with a spritz bottle of water? And finally, Female Cat A, why must you wake me up by sitting on my face in the mornings?

The last one, I really must know. She chooses to use the little box first before making a trip to my room. *Shivers*

 

depending on the gender i'd have to either mindbreak it with some good 'ol fashioned rape or kill it because them fuckers see way too much fucked up shit from me that leaves no other options.

 

I would probably freak out

 

What, you mean my two-legged Gerbil that survived 3 years longer than the rest of his siblings? If she were to become humanoid (and alive again) That'd be quite interesting. But the problem remains that they only live 3-6 years... which is extra sad... Not even thinking about increased living expenses, getting some kind of ID and teaching it how to be human...

 

Kill it or atleast call the authorities, such abomination should not exist in real life.

 

cry cuz i got no pets

 

I'd think they'd gain a human lifespan after transforming. Only question is how old would they be in human years?

 

A fish counts as a pet too.

 

Right now? We might not even notice at all, considering we buried both of our cats this and last year (we think they reached 17 & 16 years of age, which for cats is pretty old and they all of a sudden became weaker, distraught and tried to hide to die in peace, older one did, younger one could barely breathe so my mother took her to a vet who couldn't hear her lungs/heart at all and put her to sleep) in our forest maybe 2-300 m from our home.

However, if you could transform cat years to equal human years at the same time, and bring them back to life, could be interesting. If it's only bringing them back to life with the 1 cat year = 5 or 7 human years (think that's how it is when you compare ages), then i'd rather not you do it, because they would be so old anyway, and we would have to put them in the elderhome.

Basically, if you could :

1. Revive them or rewind their timespan for a few years
2. Transform their age to at most the comparative 20-40% of however you calculate cat age, (ie if it's 9 years, then 9x17x0,40 = X) , I wouldn't want them to turn in grannies
3. And then turn them into humanoids

I would have a better idea. Though I most like they would be tsunderes or kuuderes

 

I believe that a pet that is five years old would become five years old.

 

... Cry that she's now able to operate doors and gates, and that I'm gonna have to bail her out of jail when she beats the shit out of the postman.

 

Carboys

It's too weird, I don't wanna imagine it

 

ps: I like your username.

 

Sell her to @Ai chan and become rich for life as no more funds would need to be invested in genetically engineering catgirls for domestic ownership~

 

Kick them out, since they're all from a promiscuous family. Imagine hearing humanized moaning and humanized copulation sounds all night? This is already the 5 or 6th generation of cats around the house. Hell no, I'm gonna listen to their humanized orgy.

 

I have two female rabbits that are really afraid of me for some reasons ( Never let me touch any of them ). If they became bunny-girls, they would probably scream at me or attack me.

Also, rabbits like to reproduce, so... hehe.

 

If pets started turning into people, I would actually think about getting a pet.

 

let see what pet I have
Milf cat and young cat(female)
Milf dog and young dog(male)
chicks, chicken, roster

fumu
if they all become bishi what will I do?
BRAGGING!
what else?

 

Take care of them for the rest of my life duh