what would you do if....

Set something on fire. Or pin scarfs to the wall so I wont have to see it.

Wwyd if you woke up and yer emergency food cash stack was depleted

 

Do a few odd jobs around the neighborhood to get some money. I'm sure lawn psycho next door would pay me to water his lawn five times a day

Wwyd if you were suddenly allergic to your favorite food?

 

Not realise it nor stop eating it for 6 months. (True story)


Wwyd if you woke up and had no tattoes

 

Again, find a good artist, probably in Cali. Make an appointment and get as much done as possible in the short time I have visiting family.

Wwyd if tea no longer existed?

 

Be the one to make the tea. In that way, tea can exist again.

Wwyd if you’re in a middle of nowhere and your car runs out of gas?

 

Make a weapon, hide it on my body, and risk hitchhiking (I've seen enough horror to know where this is going)

Wwyd if you had to be the stunt double for your favorite actor?

 

Have an amazing time and be fired for clumsiness. ...i dont have a favorite actor tho

Whats that about horror? *used to hitchhike semi frequently*

WWYD if were designing a tattoo for me?

 

(Too many horror movies where hitchhiking kids become the first to die)
Make damn sure you actually wanted a tat, make you wait six months before getting it, work with you to figure out things that mean something special to you as well as find out which art style you like best before sitting down with you to work out a design. Or I could go the super cheap route and tattoo "Herbal Addict" on your forehead

Wwyd if you had to open your own business?

 

I would make a exotic traditional ramen shop! Or something that creates useful technology.

What would you do if you could speak French fluently?

 

Read Marquis de Sade's works in their original language. That's about the only thing that I would find it useful for.

What would you do if you ran out of books to read?

 

I... would reread all the good books again, if I have read them all, or go on a quest to learn other languages just to read other books.

What would you do if you had all the different kinds of food in the world on a single table in front of you?

 

Invite everyone I know to the banquet. Then give them +1 on their invitations... thats a lotta food. Ofc, I would eat a bite of all the sweets I could and make some of the savory dishes too.

Wwyd if you found out the unused top floor of your residence was actually a spaceship

 

See if I could fly it, or if there were some cool alien guys up there

Wwyd if you had to use a soup spoon to eat everything?

 

Use a soup spoon since i dont know how its different from a regular spoon ans spoons are cool. Then lose the spoon and eat with my hands since spoons and socks are the things I lose.

Wwyd if you had a long nose?

 

tell kids, that Pinocchio curse is real and you to would get a long nose if you lie to much

What would you do if you could create a new flavor of smoothie?

 

Make a totally healthy smoothie that tastes like a horribly unhealthy one. Like triple chocolate fudge flavored or something

Wwyd if you had the power to change one thing about other people's appearance?

 

I would make it so that red hair was not the only mutant thing in melatonin of humans bwahawhae

Wwyd if ya lost a bet and had to wear a garterbelt and stockings for the next few days?

 

flip a table, run back home to sulk there for 2 days, and say that I did the bet during that time

What would you do if you had a disembodied voice telling you various relevant and irrelevant trivia facts?

 

Repeat them to others and be seen as obscurely knowledageable in wierd ways

Wwyd if u had incureable insomnia

 

think of what to do in the extra 8 hours of my day

What would you do if a bird landed on top of your head and refused to fly off?