what would you do if....

Easy. I'd eat only avocados to survive because my digestive system couldn't digest anything else.

WWYD if your phone got hacked and all your photos shared publicly online?

 

need not to worry since most of those are memes and anime pics~

what would you do if your NUF account got hacked?

 

If it's just the forum, no big deal. I would try recover it as quickly as possible, then maybe enable 2 step verification. (Let me fix that now...)

WWYD if your internet connection goes down?

 

cry a little, and then head to my local library to use internet there

what would you do if you became the first person infected with the zombie virus?

 

Infect as many others as possible and start the zombie apocalypse.

WWYD if the space bar on your keyboard stopped working?

 

typewithoutspaceswhoneedsaspacebaranywaythey'retotallyoverrated

what would you do if everyone else was convinced you were dead and your body was taken over by a demon and they want to "exorcise" you from your body using weird cult rituals?

 

Keep acting normal until after the 'exorcism' - then act like a totally insane evil demon to make them think that their efforts called a demon into me instead of chasing one out. Become more evil and insane after every exorcism attempt.

WWYD if you were put in a Straitjacket and then got horny?

 

probably try and hold it in, don't want to hurt myself

What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island?

 

First priority is water, then food, and then shelter. Dry sticks for warmth and a way to light a fire. Somehow signal SOS.

What would you do if you realize you're gonna die within a month?

 

depends how I die, If from disease accept it, if from a freak accident try and avoid it. Probably take a life insurance policy anyway

What would you do if your account got hacked?

 

Create a new one. Old accounts are meant to die anyway.

WWYD if you were suddenly transported into the Cow and Chicken universe?

 

question my existence and try to fit in, I guess

What would you do if you could only speak in subtitles?

 

Me [speaks in subtitles]: Sounds interesting.

WWYD if you were the last airbender in Avatar: The Last Airbender (let's assume Aang doesn't exist) and you could only:
A. Fuck up the entire world (and make your life a living hell) in your quest to create more airbenders
B. Don't friggin care about the Fire Nation and continue on with life in a carefree manner
or
C. Do something else

 

I'd do something else, Ideally request an audience with the fire lord and ask to become a vassal or some shit using my avatar status as leverage

what would you do if it started raining rotten fishes every thursday?

 

Wait for the city council to clean the mess before going out

WWYD if Mary Kay took over the world?

 

look and apply for any available rebellion postings

what would you do if all your appliances became sentient and gained the capabilities to communicate with you?

 

...blackmail any who might have sensitive information to prevent them from spreading it now that they have communication capabilities? otherwose carry on as normal

wwyd if all you could eAt was sugary products

 

die of lack of nutrition

what would you do if you had to watch paint dry everyday for at least 2 hours?

 

Never let it dry. Paint over paint all day every day till I die from exhaustion.

WWYD if your entire floor was covered with weighing scales and all the scales ever tell you is "U PHAT"

 

I'll humor them and say "NO U" from time to time

what would you do if movies were never a thing?