what would you do if....

I'd tell siri to read me this, like right now because I can't read.

What would you do if ya homie started twerking out of nowhere?

 

Kick him or her.
:ticktwerk:

What would you do if a Soul almost kills you?

 

souls don't exists and so do ifs[/s], so I'll do nothing

what would you do if you're asked to perform you talents in front of a stage of hundreds of people?

 

Panic and try to perform it as patiently as I can before ruining it.

What would you do if you see a dragon?

 

Whoaaaahhhhh
I might try to tame the dragon and make it my pet

What would you do if you were actually the last descendant of some random country's royal family?

 

hope that they're filthy fuckin rich and live the rest of my life in luxury

what would you do if you find someone who looks exactly like you, acts exactly like you and has the exact same name as you?

 

Do a thorough inspection on her... is she a clone or am I?

What would you do if you were trapped in someone else's dream?

 

try to wake the hell out of said person, while taking advantage of being in a dream world

what would you do if all of this was a dream and you woke up as your 10 year old self?

 

Ace all my tests and hope that I now know the future and it's not just made up

What would you do if you grew very large wings

 

go to a veterinarian that I know and have them clipped, then wait for someone from very ancient egypt to knock on my door and preach his religion of granting me unlimited power

what would you do if you became deaf in one ear?

 

Go to the doctor and have a hearing aid fitted

What would you do if you could go back in time?

 

I would indeed abut the hell out of it and go back in time, depending of what type of time travel it is, physically or just consciously, if the former I'd want to hit my little fucking shit head self first before exploiting the ability to be filthy rich, if it's the latter then I would bet on competitions/events that I can gamble in and have a sure chance of winning as well as lottery.

what would you di if your head shrunk in size?

 

Find a way to fix it, possibly die because I don't think a shrunken head is all that healthy

What would you do if you could choose between getting your nose pierced and getting your lips pierced?

 

wonder why i am gaining a piercing. and go with lip, mouth regenerates fastest

what would you do if you were perpetually tired and unlucky (eyes drooped walking into a wall(

 

the same as always, seems like an everyday occurrence if you're pessimistic enough

what would you do if you realize that every cake in existence, have existed, and will exist are all a lie?

 

enjoy my lies, and rejoice for my name is synonymous with cake adn therefore i am an illusion and you are all figments of my mind

what would you do if you ran out of willpower and had no standards for livelyhood

 

Stay cooped up in my room and read books, watch anime, and play games.... nothing would really change...

What would you do if you had an infinite amount of money?

 

yeah but how would you afford that?

if i had infinite money i would do that

what would you do if you grew gills and became an amphibious creature

 

Hope that I was freshwater because I don't live near any saltwater lakes/oceans

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse came?

 

be killed very quickly, , , unless its like a curse that involves willpower to survive it cuz im weak on things but strong on willpower? also this is stupid but not bad https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Home_(TV_series)

what would you do if you were banned from taking baths