What would you do if ...

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by sal880612m, Apr 4, 2016.

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Would you attempt to become a mage?

  1. Yes.

  2. I'd try, but I'd probably fail

  3. F*** that not worth it.

  4. Only that long ... aren't you setting the bar a little low ...?

  5. Depends ... on ... and .... and ... and ... and ... and ...

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  1. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    ... keeping your virginity for an undetermined length of time allowed (you and anyone else who did so) to use magic and doubled their natural lifespan. So maybe fifty years, maybe seventy, but definitely not less than 30.
     
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  2. remy911

    remy911 ┗|`o′|┛ Staff Member

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    Why would I want others to reap the benefits? Let some other poor sucker do it.
     
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  3. Aicila

    Aicila Huh?

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    Pretty much this, i'm sure there's people who will fit the criteria anyway.

    And if the option is only available to me, no.
     
  4. passingthunder

    passingthunder Well-Known Member

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    Magic is worth waiting for it. Also, I assume I can extend my life span after successfully cultivating so I got all eternity to get down. (y)
     
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  5. remy911

    remy911 ┗|`o′|┛ Staff Member

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    Yeah, but the problem is everyone else also gets their lifespan extended. tbh, some people shouldn't live too long.
     
  6. BlueBrute

    BlueBrute Well-Known Member

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    Gentlemens laugh Well-Known Member

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    If I could raise my lifespan infinitely who wouldn't become a mage? Imagine id first become the strongest under the heavens then find some small world and inslave them all go write books for me of course I'd give them many benefits still reading for all eternity that sounds like true joy
     
  8. Freakazoid

    Freakazoid Freakazoid member

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  9. tekinwillie

    tekinwillie TEKING

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    If by extending my life span kept me young and healthy. I don't want to live old enough to bitch more about my broken back.
     
  10. DCGregory

    DCGregory Active Member

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    You should throw in some extra restrictions, like it doesn't work if you don't have much of a sex drive or you irreversibly lose all your magery if you try and 'enjoy' after you reach the age marker, or if you are in an environment where it's not possible (either by isolation/gender segregation or brainwashing with drugs or government propaganda and the like). You have to capable of it, have access to it, desire it naturally and deny yourself it for 30, 50, 70 years or more to achieve it.

    That said, I've got a pretty good start going so I'd try. I'd fail under those extra conditions though.
     
  11. Risus

    Risus ✵ Enigmatic Poet ✵ Tiger ✵ Reese's ✵

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    Yes, I would definitely go for it. Easy decision for me as a greysexual.
     
  12. Dragn555

    Dragn555 Writer of Unnecessary Essays

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    Stay a virgin and get magic along with a longer lifespan?

    Sounds like a dream to me. I can't get a gf after all... *cries*
     
  13. sal880612m

    sal880612m As I thought, love was a status effect! ~ICDS

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    Simplest thing to do would be have an awakening in which you encounter a dream/illusion in which you are tempted that you have to pass before you can use magic. No way to escape temptation. Not that I'm making that a part of the original question it just gives that extra restriction.
     
  14. Jarrow

    Jarrow Well-Known Member

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    Grow up in a Sociopathically Repressive Ultra-Devout {insert denomination} Arch-Conservative Family, (sufficiently not-sane that your parents do a weekly 'tissue count' to see if you've been doing something you shouldn't - and discuss / compare with the neighbors) where you are expected to marry whomever your parents decide, who just so happens to be a frigid self-hating nilihist with a Stepford Smile, and you'll make 30 easy*. In that environment, I guaranty - sex will be just about the LAST thing on your mind. Give a bonus of an extended lifespan AND the opportunity to do something that renders your entire family unwilling to talk to you Ever Again, and hell yeah ~ no downside!

    *: may or may not be autobiographical. : )
     
  15. SilverTap

    SilverTap Teenage Hand Model

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    I would try at least...
     
  16. Simon

    Simon [The Pure One's Chief Steward][Demon Beast]

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    To late for me to even think about.
     
  17. Yukkuri Oniisan

    Yukkuri Oniisan 『Procrastinator Archwizard Translator and Writer』

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    I am already almost reaching 30.... So the hurdle is to low I think...
     
  18. SilverTap

    SilverTap Teenage Hand Model

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    Most people are at the same boat here, but if you could start again?
     
  19. J.R.

    J.R. Well-Known Member

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    the real kicker is going to be where on the sliding scale of magic you get to be.

    is it stage magician rabbits out of a hat magic?
    Or is it i can create whole worlds inside of a teacup levels of magic?

    Like if for every 30 years you didn't have sex you got a genie wish (baring the usual nonsense of wish multipliers) would it be worth it.

    And what would the world look like? Gold would be worthless.
     
  20. yuzuki

    yuzuki [sweet night] [plum blossoms]

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    Oh I accidentally voted before realizing it was *that* kind of mage. xD um, well that's awkward. >___<
     
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