Discussion What you use to wipe

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hevveh, Nov 3, 2017.

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What do you wipe with?

  1. Toilet paper...like a normal person.

    25 vote(s)
    44.6%

  2. Baby wipes...they feel great.

    2 vote(s)
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  3. Sand paper...I’m hardcore.

    3 vote(s)
    5.4%

  4. Duct tape...it’ll get it off real good.

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    0.0%

  5. My own hand...doesn’t everyone?

    4 vote(s)
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  6. I wash instead of wiping...

    12 vote(s)
    21.4%

  7. What are you even asking?

    8 vote(s)
    14.3%

  8. Something else.

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  1. Hevveh

    Hevveh Well-Known Member

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    I’m curious to know, what do you use wipe your sh*t with? Whenever I’m done with my business, I grab a nearby box of baby wipes. Yes, I use baby wipes. They feel amazing, I think it’s unfair that not many people know the pleasure of using baby wipes, they’re soft, wet, and it feels like paradise, and they have a variety of uses.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). So what do you use to wipe?
     
    Hevveh, Nov 3, 2017
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    lnv ✪ Well-Known Hypocrite

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    I use CCleaner, it does up to a 35 pass wipe leaving absolutely no trace.
     
    lnv, Nov 3, 2017
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    zenla { Totally human being} {Kingdom building fanatic}

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    I hope for my sanity sake that even if they have various use they are also one time use
     
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    Tenor Hard Member

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    I suddenly want to rewatch the ‘toilet’ from gintama...
     
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    Setra Well-Known Member

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    Clam shells
     
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    Danis {(Harem Sect Leader)}{Trickster}&{Lurker}

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    Unde-kyun 【FLOATING】【Rowing a rowboat】

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    Bidets Toilet seats.

    I think it's unfair that not many people know the pleasure of having bidet. toilet paper doesn't clean your body 100%. you can test that yourself. it is not sanitary. Water is the best cleaner .
     
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    Ryve16 Working Hard and Hardly Working

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    That, i use that.
     
    Ryve16, Nov 3, 2017
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    I grab a nice, clean, 100% organic cotten, white t-shirt, wipe, then toss it in the garbage like a normal person does. Is there any other way?
     
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    Here is a better question, when you wipe do you stand up first, or do you do it while you're still sitting on the toilet?

    And for those of you who are having their minds blown, by the fact that there are multiple options, I know the feeling bro, I know the feeling.
     
    Goblin Sleuth, Nov 3, 2017
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  13. LelouchViBritannia

    LelouchViBritannia Well-Known Member

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    Toilet Paper followed by "Angel Licks" aka wet wipes to make sure squeaky clean.
     
    LelouchViBritannia, Nov 3, 2017
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    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    ZhaWarudo TOKI WO TOMARE!!!

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    ~15 years ago I read that Japanese stopped using toilet paper for some kind of spray XD don't think it's true though.
     
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    Flushing anything but toilet paper clogs the sewers though... isnt their job shitty enough without having to go clean out the clog ups from your baby wipes? Or do you trash them?
     
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  17. Hevveh

    Hevveh Well-Known Member

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    There are flushable wipes, but I trash my baby wipes.
     
    Hevveh, Nov 3, 2017
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    SquirFail The One Who Forgets, Dreamer, Observer

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    I THOUGHT EVERYONE LET THEIR PET LICK IT OFF? Am I the only who does this?
     
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    I use the 3 shell method from the Movie (1993) Demolition Man (with Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock). Although I like Sylvester Stallone method of cursing and receiving penalty fine tickets that he use to wipe his butt with. (Because we all know that in the future there are no toilet paper only the all powerful 3 shell method).
     
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