Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Blitz, Jun 8, 2021.
inseet vaporeon copypasta here
I've always liked the normal Eevee. When you can run up those rare candy multiplier cheats in the Blue version, there's no real reason to evolve her as she's already cute enough.
But if you don't sweat them out, you might end up constipated. As Hagrid always says, "Better out than in."
Sylveon! So cute
late to the thread lol
Of course, design-wise, my favorite is Vaporeon. Also, out of the special powers that the 3 OG eeveelutions have, Vaporeon's is to be able to meld with the water. (Basically, become water once underwater, so that they can't be attacked as easily. Later, I learned that this wasn't Vaporeon-exclusive, but meant the move Acid Armor...I was greatly disappointed.)
Coming in a close second is Espeon. Not only is it my favorite color (purple), but it's also my favorite type (I'd always thought psychic-type abilities were the coolest). It's also a more useful in competitive than Vaporeon, mostly because Magic Bounce is pretty good ability.
I liked Sylveon for a while, especially shiny Sylveon. I think eventually I stopped liking it because the bows and ribbons are part of its body...which just slightly weirded me out. Out of all the eeveelutions, I think Sylveon is also the most commonly used in competitive as well.
Espeon and Sylveon are my favorites~ So pretty~!!!!
@Osamaru, becoming doggo.
The reason I say Espeon is because of this.
And there is also its pokemon entrees in the pokedex. It is also the Sun Pokemon.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I googled Vaporeon rule34 and now I need eye bleach.
then tie on leafeon and espeon
I don't know anything about Pokemon.
But I pointlessly want to be part of the kewl crowd, and I think you guys got way too much time on your hands.
My favorite evolution is R-evolution.
Sylveon And leafeon
Imagine all the work, but done without industrial age's tools and shortcuts made possible due to technology.
Wow that's an old fakemon...I remember seeing it 5 years or so ago. Notice it's so old it predates the release of fairy types and Sylveon (Gen 6 was released in late 2013). Here's the oldest post I could find of it: https://imgur.com/LbNlm <-- that's from early 2012
sylveon and flareon all the way (but flareon hasn't gotten it's move pool widened in generations lol)
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