When a girl bite you

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  1. Windsley

    Windsley Well-Known Member

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    I cant sleep at the moment, so i share another story.

    So i have a female friend, back at senior high school we are hit on really well. At that time she already had a boyfriend, but she is really a nice person to talk. I often call her at home to talk about random things (we even talk about enny arrow novel).

    After graduating high school we went on different uni, so i kinda forget to keep in touch with her. So probably after one year i heard about our class reunion, i finally met her. She still have the same boyfriend from the highschool (her boyfriend didnt come)

    The reunion lasted until night, when its time to leave, i offer to sent her back with my motorbike. On the road we talked about our highschool days

    (scene on the motorbike)
    Girl : Windsley, [classmate A] is really boring
    Windsley : how so?
    *Classmate A is also Windsley buddy*
    Girl : he often calls via phone, but our conversation mostly about college thingy. why cant he talk about corrupt topic (enny arrow thing) like you do
    Windsley : ohh, [Classmate A] is kinda a shy person. he behave like that since junior school
    Girl : really not fun, sometimes i baited him with corrupt topic but he doesnt know how to respond haha
    Windsley : its not easy right, to talk with that kind topic on the phone
    Girl : yep, how i miss our highschool days. im so happy to met you again. bla bla bla

    *windsley can be a good listener sometimes*

    Girl : windsley... ? (at this moment her tone is suddenly changed)
    Windsley : hmm ?
    Girl : i dont know why, but you made me want to bite you
    (on bahasa indonesia her words is like this : kamu tau gak, aku gemes banget pingin gigit kamu)
    Windsley : just bite then

    Soon windsley felt a head resting on his shoulder, but then almost jolted when he felt a bite on the shoulder

    *awkward moment and silence*


    Note :
    Months later [Classmate A] will meet windsley and sharing his lifechanging story, how he turned from a sheep to a tiger lols :p (maybe for later story)
     
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  2. Scholar Occult Cauldron

    Scholar Occult Cauldron Bonk Maestro | Ascended

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    She decided you may be a good mate, so she is marking you for the future. It's her way of warding off other girls.
     
  3. DontLookDown

    DontLookDown One with the bed

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    Jigoku Shounen An Envoy From Hell

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    I want to say something.....but...."marking"....somehow your words blown off anything else I want to say. Seem like this is the case.
     
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  5. EricBannen

    EricBannen √[To Read or Not to Read]

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    Kool you survived becoming a blood thrall...
    Did you ask for compensation or were you too chicken??
     
  6. TotesMyGoats

    TotesMyGoats yeetle the teetle

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    What do you mean corrupt topic? Do you guys talk about how much you love bukkake or something?
     
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  7. Ratatoskr

    Ratatoskr [Aruruu's proud dad] [The False Gentleman]

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    Its the cannibal gene. All those dubstepz have finally triggered the recessive gene in human genome.
    The war is near. The order of darkness have made their move. The Gordon treaty have been broken. To arms! El psy congroo.
     
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    akki [Ani's C☕ffee-mate #3] [Shady Merchant]

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    Please tell me you asked her, “so how did I taste?”
     
  9. Jaikteis

    Jaikteis 【Box-Lunch Connoisseur】

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    Some other females are competitive and may try to claim the marked male as their own.
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Goblin Sleuth

    Goblin Sleuth Well-Known Member

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    This should be in a community fiction section.
     
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    honglath I miss my PC

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    I bit a girl once. She tasted like sweat, salt and broken dreams.
    Then she punched me in the face and i tasted like sweet, iron and a broken tooth.

    Good times, youth...
     
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    Shionismad Well-Known Member

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    I like biting my treasured humans. But don’t worry. I don’t wound them. Just a gentle fwomp.
     
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    Olives [Former] Professional Basement Dweller

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    A childhood friend and a form of unawakened yandere?
    Windsley, I'm going to need to end your life.
     
  14. Windsley

    Windsley Well-Known Member

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    @TotesMyGoats
    something like this

    *she ask me if a man [censored] is related to the length of their finger*
     
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    Cupcake Ninja [Kind Sage][Lord Benevolence][ The Great Paragon]

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    Good thing she didnt nibble on your ear. Trust me bro you woulda got harder than a rod of damascus steel.
     
  16. redleaf97

    redleaf97 Lurker

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    Real question, did you go like 30 miles/hr so you can talk with the on the way back. i mean tbh i cant hear a thing when riding motorbike on move
     
  17. Meloman

    Meloman My dog is lazier than me

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    Does she howl at full moon?
    Or is the zombie apocalypse coming?
     
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    KuroOkami [Bad wolf]

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  19. JadeWhiteSkin

    JadeWhiteSkin please rescue~

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    I was also bitten by someone at my first math lecture...
    she sat next to me and after a few minutes grabbed my arm, rubbed itwith her hand saying "wow how unfair you got such smooth skin" and bit it.
    appearantly I taste like dick. Maybe because I am one lol
     
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  20. Trane

    Trane Well-Known Member

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    Girl: You ignore me for one whole year and now you act like nothing happened? [​IMG] I will bite you, leaving a mark so that you will never forget me
    [​IMG]