I'd pick magic wand depending on how good at magic I am. The second option is crossbow, because it seems like the easiest weapon to use.
Where is my Nippon sword! LoL It's katana for me, using katana doesn't need str but just good spd and acc and your all set
Crossbow because it will be the most consistent. You don't have to worry about how much to draw or how much force to put into your swing. Therefore, it will be easier for me to learn how to use. Besides, melee weapons don't suit me well.
Charged blade from Monster Hunter, baby. You're not badass enough if you don't have a sword-and-shield/giant axe hybrid. Plus, it has those kaboom-boom-boom sfx.