Which would you rather fight, game.

Pick which opponent you would rather face from the opponents given by the poster above you and give some reasoning, then provide the next poster opponents to pick from.

Example:
Poster above:
Would you rather fight a hundred chicken sized zombies or ten zombie sized chickens?

Poster answering:
That's easy, a hundred chicken sized zombies. I can just squash them.
Would you rather fight a dozen pigs or an elephant?

I'll start:
Would you rather fight one fire breathing ant the size of a house or a million regular ants?

 

A million regular ants, jump into a pool and they can't do shit to you.
Would you rather fight one cat sized flying spider or one dog sized cockroach?

 

The big one, because I'll know when I'm done.

Would you rather fight against Galactus or your lover?

The Spider, because it's not as ugly, question remains the same.

 

what's galactus....anyway I choose Galactus since why the heck not

Who would you fight against? Your mom who turned into a zombie or your dick that turned into a zombie

 

My lover because we will talk it out

Would you rather fight
Master Chief (halo) or Mario that has 99 lives

 

Fire breathing ant the size of a house. You can't go after all the small ants and will be overrun. Plus someone is bound to notice a giant ant and help you kill it

Now, acid monster or poison monster?

 

my mom we are not on the best terms anyways and question above

 

Master Chief since I'd employ Mario
all I'd need to do is say Bowser is wearing Master Chiefs armor

now Dinobots or Constructacons?

 

Mario, I just need to protect my head from his jumps and I'll be fine

Poison, can't melt my clothes.

Would you rather fight an ant made of lego or a giant made of goo?

 

Oh, wow! A rational human being.

That's a rarity around here.

 

I would fight a giant made of goo by going to the nearest drainage grate (the things that rainwater falls into near the sidewalks), oh and goo isn't really stable to hold up him in the first place.

Would you rather fight @Tony or all members of NUF?

 

@Tony as he's a user, so I'd have to fight him either way. Besides, people like to bully him and may help me.

Would you rather fight a swarm of angry bees or rabid chipmunks?

 

you are so wrong, you will died in the pool because all the ant will float on the water as a raft

 

Chipmunks, because a fence would actually keep them away.

Your favorite character or your most hated character?

 

My favorite character because I know their plot armor would make them stronger from it. I don't want to give any benefits to my hated characters.

Would you fight a god that appears in human form or a human that has god-like powers?

 

Rabid chipmunks, I have a higher chance of evading their attacks compare to a swarm of bees.

Would you rather fight a veteran killer while both of you are bare handed or fight an army of Knife welding Yakuza while you have a naginata at hand?

 

A human, because I can still win by crushing him emotionally.

Killer, because I never swigged a naginata.

A giant pudding or a potato with a gun?

 

so which one you want to screw you. . . . bil*tch no.1 named Life or b*tch no.2 named Time?

 

i could just eat the pudding so pudding
frank castle(the punisher) or the joker

 

Life, a gentleman revenge can wait more than 10 yrs

The punisher


Which one you dare to face
A horde of demon beast
Or
your Wife/GF wrath. *from your own fault