Eat maggot. The italian way. Chance of survival is also higher unless said acid is actually just vinegar. A twisted copy of yourself or a twisted copy of your loved one?
Myself, cuz if my loved one it will much harder for my mental state. Btw the acid is vinegar. Fight with Chuck Norris or Fight with Bruce Lee
Potatoes. I can think of more dishes to use those in than cucumbers. An angry hippo or an angry tiger?
An angry hippo. Coz its possible to out run an angry hippo rather than an angry tiger An angry mother or an angry father?
Way out, because I'd only do it if I needed. Would you rather fight a Robot Maid or a Magical Maid? PS: It's no fun if you don't say your reasoning...
I see...... then my reason to fight the french doll is because I do not think I can win against a giant train
A haunted doll. All I need to do is go get a chainsaw or a hatchet and everything would be fine. An angry cobra or an angry sister?
An angry cobra. I would have to deal with the sister for a long time(the aftermath), whereas I am quite confident about dealing with the cobra. Would you rather fight a shark close to shore, or a lion in the forest?
The shark, his attacks are easier to predict and I have an actual chance at getting away. A drunk philosopher or a sober priest?
Sober Priest. Gods be damned, I'd rather get drunk and talk with the philosopher. A honeybadger or a Cape Buffalo?
Cape buffalo, its big easy to see and easy to hit and would not mind trying to see how it taste thats alot of meat on that bugger. Internet troll or a ordinary bird that by accident flew into your open window and is now crapping all over your apartment.
Internet troll, I can just go to another site until the troll leaves. Magical Pony Flying through the skies or a Pegasus running through the ground?
Magical Pony, because some Pegasuses have horns you know.... A macho serial killer or a teen yandere girl?
The teen, because it would be easier to run away from her... Probably. A DOOM book, or a DOOM hammer?
book. simply tie it, store it in a chest and let it gather dust... done! smoking hot beef or freezing cold parfait?