Why am i still single?

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  1. prongsjiisan

    prongsjiisan Apostle of Violence

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    Because you didn't make a move.. open google start search article how to woo girls. Practice it, by having conversation with girl. If you lucky you'll get laid at the end of the day.

    Other way ( not recommended ) try prostitute.. don't forget rubber.
     
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  2. Dupe2718

    Dupe2718 Dragon God

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    He's saying he shouldn't be a coward, or a pussy, and should man up, and go out there.
     
  3. Too Honest

    Too Honest Creature of Repressed Desires

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    Lols. What has i done.
     
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  4. zzz

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    you have unleashed the kraken.... :D:D:D
     
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  5. Too Honest

    Too Honest Creature of Repressed Desires

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    This was mainly for lols. Somewhat fun to read the advice given so i can actually get female opinions of situations when i start chasing skirts. Not even desperate yet. Gimme 10 more years for that.
     
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  6. zzz

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    well you managed to get a few fujoshi waiting for you to enter the dark side.........
     
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  7. Too Honest

    Too Honest Creature of Repressed Desires

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    I saw lmao.
     
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  8. zzz

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    btw being too popular with girls is not fun, trust me on that.................
     
  9. Too Honest

    Too Honest Creature of Repressed Desires

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    I can only be jealous.
     
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    Sosseres Well-Known Member

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    The thing is that you will likely fail a lot. Just like with everything else. If you ask out 20 people chances are a few will accept and you get practice either way. Not everybody is lucky to get a perfect match next to them. :)

    Just ask them out for a coffee, lunch or something simple. Show interest and ask to meet up again. If they keep meeting up you have succeeded in most cases (unless friend zoned, which is still success but of a different kind).
     
  11. qwertzuiop

    qwertzuiop Well-Known Member (not really, lol)

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    dude, in 10 years you'll be a wizard, do you really plan on giving up on that after you've achieved it?
     
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  12. Too Honest

    Too Honest Creature of Repressed Desires

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    Lolol. Who says we lose our wizardry?
     
  13. Byb

    Byb fucking leftist liberal

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    The title is a rhetorical question.
     
  14. moods

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  15. Archaic pickle

    Archaic pickle Daoist Heavenly Kimichi

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    you're a wizard harry >.>
    lol your comment made me think of this... <.<
    oh well

     
  16. Hallow Cause

    Hallow Cause Well-Known Member

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    Thirsty men all over the internet~
    If you're thirsty, then go drink a cup of cappuccino~
     
  17. Cryotic

    Cryotic Nora's Psychic◈Nora's Silly Wife◈春雷◈暗いよ

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    "Excessively nice"
    ....
    Do you like fedoras?
     
  18. J.R.

    J.R. Well-Known Member

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    I have nothing constructive to add, have an informational comic

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    Source
     
  19. Midori

    Midori Well-Known Member

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    -comes in late- -stares-
    ...
    -proceeds to read the thread-
     
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